SuperDuper @ superduperenigma @lemmy.world

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The AI really put a strawbussy on that top right strawberry 💀

and all the sexual harassment he did

He had a legendarily sized Johnson that he called Jumbo. What did you want him to do with it, exactly? Not swing it around in front of staffers and cabinet members?

Don't forget that elderly man #2 has every intention of handing Ukraine to Putin on a silver platter.

Ol' tricky dick nixon

Wouldn't it be lactase pills? If it ends in -ose it's a sugar, if it ends in -ase it's an enzyme.

Because smarter people yank them away from the dangerous stuff.

No. It just kept the CD in the CD player. It still let you switch to radio or nothing at all.

tries to insult someone's intelligence

uses "there" instead of "their"

Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time!

Years back the cd player in my car broke and wouldn't eject the cd. It still played it fine, just didn't want to give it back. When I sold it I said "Free Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness by Coheed and Cambria CD included with purchase."

Life sentence for growing some pot. Meanwhile the Jan 6th insurrectionists are getting maybe 2 years, or if you're a card carrying proud boy terrorist you might be looking at up to 20 years.

We serve memes here, sir.

You're off to a great start by running a glove-free hand through your fully exposed hair.

Why waste time carving it into a perfect sphere? They could have saved a ton of time by just making a wheel instead.

"Piracy is almost always a service problem and not a pricing problem."

-Gaben

I absolutely anal. And you?

I don’t see how I’m supposed to be excited about voting for a guy who’s clearly funded by lobbyists and in turn is paying for the country of Israel to murder innocent Palestinians, amongst other things like ignoring cries for debt relief and socialized medicine and codifying access to abortion

Nobody was "excited" about Biden in 2020 and nobody expects you to be excited now. But the alternative is a guy who will do all of those things you listed (he wouldn't ignore calls to codify abortion access, he'd actively support a national ban) plus dismantle democracy in America and hand Ukraine over to Putin. Unfortunately our electoral system is a first past the post system that perpetuates this two party nightmare and our bizarre electoral college gives Trump an extra advantage.

🎶 With a big iron on his hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip 🎶

If you're sick as a dog, you say: 'God I gotta make it.' Even if you vote and then pass away, it's worth it.

Donald Trump, ordering his cultists to sacrifice themselves for his primary race, just yesterday

Zelensky to increase Ukrainian armed forces by... 2!!!