the threat model is exactly the same for those two scenarios, bear with it and focus on something else :)
or, you know, use testing or sid. Or just stop lamenting for old packages and just enjoy stability while making something productive :)
you can skip the vinegar, beside the bubbles when it reacts with the bicarbonate mixing the two essentially only neutralize both
it is not clear what your expectation is, tho: should people somehow magically load balance between unknown alternatives? What exactly is the point beside 'big is bad'?
dunno what an inverting thing is but I suspect uneven heating is due to different food's physics properties so uhm...
on linux: ibus