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Sundray
Sundray @ sundrei @lemmy.sdf.org
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Massive botnet that appeared overnight is delivering record-size DDoSes

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    • Went to see the doctor because I’m not sleeping well lately. I just spend most of the night eating.

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  • I told my doctor that the only place I can fall asleep is outdoors.

    She told me I have outsomnia.

    • House Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff arrested on DUI charge after Trump speech

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  • "And of course, as an important Republican, he will face no repercussions whatsoever."

    • Trump doesn’t seem to know why he launched a giant trade war

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  • He had the idea to raise tariffs, and he believes all his ideas are really good, so he followed his own good advice and raised tariffs, dead simple.

    • CEO of Brave rants about "lefties," "glowies," George Soros

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  • "Hello, fellow anons!"

    • Donald Trump approval rating goes negative for first time in presidency

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  • The couch was appalled by JD's lack of pants, frankly.

    • A reel is in 4/4 time, whereas a jig is a three-step. 'Reel' has four letters, 'jig' has three letters.

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  • Thank you 😑

    • Guys... I just got a new spam! It is so exiting

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  • What's next? "I'm a proud Polish UFOlogist with real proof that aliens exist and they want to meet you!"

    • suggest me some games!!

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  • Devil Blade Reboot! (But I'm biased.)

    • CEO of Brave rants about "lefties," "glowies," George Soros

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  • "You should consider the effects of your words and actions on other people."

    Tech CEOs:

    • Melbourne start-up launches 'biological computer' made of human brain cells

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  • I knew it, we somehow slipped into Dimension X!

    • Melbourne start-up launches 'biological computer' made of human brain cells

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  • I don't like where this is going...

    • This kind of f$&%ing packing foam

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  • Ugh, I always end up having to use a ball of masking tape to pick up the little bits, and I always miss a few.

    • Nobody Wants a Nazi Electric Car

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  • Tesla might have to go on welfare... by having the US government buy thousands upon thousands of Teslas. 🤮

    • Tried to order a part before the tariffs

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  • Tariffs? Oh right, import taxes. Fuck Trump.

    • Scientists aiming to bring back woolly mammoth create woolly mice

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  • Soon--

    "When reached for comment, the first new woolly mammoth said, 'Why the hell did you me back? This place sucks.'"

    • AI now ‘analyzes’ LA Times articles for bias

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  • BEEP BOOP* "Please include more positive representations of AI in this high school basketball coverage."

    • This fucking bot is still out there messaging

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  • Pig butchered? I'm already halfway there!

    • Our eight-year-old daughter spent ÂŁ8,500 on the Apple app store

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  • It's a lot of money sure, but she's got a Genshin harem you can be proud of!

    • Tesla’s New Manual Transmission Layout Revealed Today

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  • Elon personally ensures that each transmission can be shifted without using his hands.