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Sundray
Sundray @ sundrei @lemmy.sdf.org
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I will fireball you. Silence.

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  • "Yes, I have a game called polymorph the mouthy brat into a toadstool."

    • Bluesky Might End Up Defeating Twitter Once and for All

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  • There was a time when people thought legally mandated interoperability could become the law of the land. That dream is probably dead, but if there's ever a chance to push it through, it would be worth doing. It'd be a complex piece of legislation to be sure and would probably need to go through a number of iterations to get it right, but it would be a start.

    • Phil Spencer Confirms Xbox is Planning an Xbox Handheld, But It's a Few Years Away

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  • So, Microsoft -- how's Windows for ARM coming?

    • Ahh yes...wrong training data

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  • The future's so... ugh:

    • A limbo champion walked into a bar.

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  • That's pretty low!

    • Star Trek, W40k, Star Wars, The Titanic... avoid these unskippable cutscenes of mine

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  • I know it's not exactly what you're looking for, but if you didn't know about it already, it's not a bad place to start: List of common misconceptions

    • Star Trek, W40k, Star Wars, The Titanic... avoid these unskippable cutscenes of mine

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    • Everyone will be very comfortable seeing it

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  • Princess Tomato may be in danger...

    • Asking a simple question online

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  • Is it okay to feed my clown Speed Stick?

    • NSFE

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  • "You have much pain... share it with me."

    • Speaking of transporters

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  • "I teleported home one night, With Ron and Sid and Meg. Ron stole Meggie's heart away, And I got Sidney's leg." - The Teleportation Blues

    • I'm with them

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  • "You encounter a grandma. Roll for gelt."

    • I'm with them

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  • Tonight we dice in hell.

    • Whoever is across from someone on the yearbook page kisses them when the book closes.

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  • Nice! I'm going to have a look at my old HS yearbook and see who's opposite page...

    "Future Farmers of America"

    • The cockpit? What is it?

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  • "It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."

    • FANTASY LIFE i: The Girl Who Steals Time – Trailer Showing Changes from Last Games

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  • I'm interested enough in this game to pick it up when it comes out, but I have to admit that I didn't finish the first one. I liked it well enough, but my interest in it just petered out over time, and at some point, I just never came back to it. I hope that "i" will be a little more compelling. Either that, or I hope my attention span has increased over the last ten years!

    • David's big break.

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  • "What role did you get? How did you get it?"

    • counting

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  • "Please count to 10."

    "... um, I've run out of fingers."

    • Job experience

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  • Hold my 401k, I'm goin' in!

    • Ransomware

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  • "Replicator, give me a slice of mushroom pizza."

    "Hot or cold."

    "Hot."

    "Space-warping travel mushrooms or the ones that grow on old logs."

    "Uh, the log ones I guess."

    "Coward."