Sundray @ sundrei @lemmy.sdf.org

Just a 'lil guy on the web. Also on Mastodon: [@sundray@mastodon.social](ht

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The laws of robotics:

1. A robot shall never harm a human, or through inaction allow a human to come to harm.
2. Fuck other robots though. Fuck them right up.

"This text was proofread by cat, and may not be completely accurate. Especially where baths and treats are concerned."

"Co-pilot, make up an excuse for me."

I am unavoidably detained due to furious diarrhea

But I've heard it B4...

"Whenever they catch you, they will kill you assign you a task. But first they must catch you..."

Yes! I missed the heyday of Solaris, so I've been sorely tempted to try out OpenIndiana.

Sure! What the hell, throw a couple of BSDs in there too, why not?

They may eventually admit they know it's technically correct, but you take your life in your hands if you try telling a Canadian that they are "American." Well, not your life, but they'll probably stop talking to you for a little while.

Or anything else, really.

"Extinction of humanity, eh? Hmm... how can I make money off that?" -- Some CEO, Probably

Hard to say, but it seems like there's more gold than dragon, usually. (Unless you end up with a Gold Dragon!)

Ah-hah, you've discovered my plan: Attack of the gold coin mimics!

(Or just a lack of English comprehension on my part, really 😅.)

I think it's not just how much gold one has, but whether it can be categorized as a "horde." You may only have a small amount of gold coins, but if you leave them in a messy--but not too messy--pile, you could end up with a small dragon sleeping on top of it.

You just know there's a version of the slo-mo fall into the lava that shows the lil' Smeagol spinning like a helicopter as he goes down.

Delicious!

"OH HOLY NIGHT!!!"

I've often thought it'd be fun to let a party have a tame mimic as a pet. Not helpful in battle unfortunately, unless one of your opponents decides to take a looting break.