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  • Feminine penis, rise up!

  • I've heard every excuse, from making sure people aren't doing drugs, jerking off, or having sex in there. The assumption being that if people are given total privacy they'll be up to "no good" in the bathroom stall. I don't know if any of that is true, but I once went to the men's room at a big-city library, and discovered the stall walls were only 4 feet tall. (If that was meant to prevent drug use it wasn't working, there were a couple dudes in there doing the fenty lean, but I didn't see anybody fucking, at least.)

  • You are what you eat, pal!

  • Meanwhile, X-Com players are like...

  • 🎶 Boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
    \ Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
    \ Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma 🎶

  • "When I'm cutting people off in traffic, illegally parking in handicap spaces, and racing at 100 mph through school zones, I rely on my Dodge Ram pickup to get it done!"

  • Just a heads up, in case anyone runs into the same problem I did.

    If your server doesn't block or limit bsky.brid.gy, AND if your account is set to automatically accept new followers, BUT when you try to follow @bsky.brid.gy@bsky.brid.gy the button changes to say "Cancel Follow" instead of "Unfollow" THEN go ahead and click Cancel Follow and wait a few minutes before clicking "Follow" again.

    It took me a couple of attempts, but it eventually worked.

  • We call that "Star Wars Syndrome."

  • Soy... it's come to this...

  • 🎶 These dreams go on when I close my eyes 🎶

  • They always tell you to run, but never what to run FROM.

  • The older you get, the more regrettable, irreversible things happen to your body -- a few of them might as well be tattoos!

  • I think the fact that there's so many dilutes their effectiveness.

    But I mean, Keen is my entirely biased, nostalgia-influence pick.

  • No way!

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  • And also perfectly spherical and frictionless.

  • WITCHCRAFT!

    (... which makes it very cool!)

  • I wish Ted would just bring a dice tower, instead of that damn dice mortar!

  • I've actually been using Fedora Atomic Budgie for the past couple of months. Manjaro kept breaking when I tried it, it didn't seem to like my laptop very much. But I thought it would be funny to mention it since a lot of Linux people really don't like Manjaro!

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  • Be seeing you!