Sundray @ sundray @lemmus.org

Just a 'lil guy on the web. Also on Mastodon: [@sundray@mastodon.social](ht

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Boy, you'd think they could get robots to carry the stretcher or something.

Don't play Pokesmash in real life.

I've heard they come and go, they come and go.

You’ll either win their hearts or you’ll destroy them.

“All right, Mx. Pudutr0n, I just need your last name.”

“I don’t know.”

Never camped, but I'm campy.

Dress for the job you want to have.

Then go anti-widdershins and head on up.

No, look -- it's simple! Now, let me explain how The Stack works...

If this guy does get a girlfriend he's going to end up giving her salt poisoning.

Gunderwear

There's nothing in the rulebook that says badonks can't play basket ball.

Let's not get too hot and bothered by sixteen lines of copypasta doggerel. As far as nuance goes, the entire point of the poem is to serve as "baby's first nuance." Its intended audience is indeed 14-year-olds (and others who share their solipsism) who think they are deep, and who resent their parents -- as if those parents didn't try, as if those parents weren't ever children themselves. And Larkin, misanthropic shit that he was, mischievously suggests that perhaps those people should not have children themselves.

Anyway, it seemed appropriate to post in response to a shitpost about someone who is angry at being born without their consent.

Look man, it's wet and there's no paper towels, so...

They raided a farmers' market in LA with 60 armed ICErs... only to detain two people. Hardly a confident look.

This Be The Verse
\ By Philip Larkin

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
\ They may not mean to, but they do.
\ They fill you with the faults they had
\ And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
\ By fools in old-style hats and coats,
\ Who half the time were soppy-stern
\ And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
\ It deepens like a coastal shelf.
\ Get out as early as you can,
\ And don’t have any kids yourself.

Wild story. Really Boggles the mind.

You can't win, Kane!