Sundray @ sundray @lemmus.org

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how much space-weed do you reckon Qui-Gon Jinn smokes in a given day?

they are given laser swords

You mean those kids didn't go through the Jedi ritual of constructing their own lightsabers? What has happened to our cherished traditions?!

There's more going on here the just the lack of hair. What secrets is he keeping under that shiny dome of his?

We must go deeper.

Maximus Erectus.

"Le Firmware? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"

All right... you win THIS round...

Best we can hope for is he self-deports to Cancun again.

Can't stop won't stop.

Oh. Good. 🤦

"GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! CORN!"

Fuck cars and guns, ban both.

"Two dudes fuckin', cool. Not my thing, but it looks like they're having a good time and that's awesome."

"1.21 GIGAHOMOPHOBES?!"

"Let's Smash"

I bet a Hot Wheels would roll real good on that floor.

Metal Goose Solid

How clinical! How cold! Where's the LOVE?

Function over form, I love it!

Ha ha (this kid's gonna end up in jail.)