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Ken M on love-making

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  • There used to be a “traditional” massage salon in my neighbourhood which looked extremely legit, medical, and had zero hints that “happy endings” were on the menu. For years I was convinced that it really was one of those shops where they do not offer the sleazy stuff. People I know went there to get massages, men and women. I never went because I’m convinced massages are snake oil and a waste of money.

    Then one day they were raided and closed down by the local authorities. Turned out despite the upstanding image, they did offer the happy ending version, you just had to know the “unofficial” phone number and codeword.

    So that didn’t exactly help to solidify my trust that there are massage businesses that are truly not offering any kind of sex work ever.

    Not judging it, but the image they have is earned to say the least.

    • Sorry if repost, my dad sent me

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  • To be fair to John Jonah, he had to work around the director of TLJ's narcissistic take on the 2nd episode of a trilogy, i.e. not giving a shit how the next director (whoever it was going to be at that time) could possibly come up with a good conclusion to two extremely disjointed prior movies. I mean it's neither director's fault, to be honest, it's Lucasfilm's, marketing this as "The next SW trilogy!!", not just "three more movies from that universe you guys seem to enjoy so much". Also he was too busy running a newspaper at the same time.

    • British MPs want to haul Elon Musk before parliament over riots

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  • Today in “Stop! I can only get so hard!! 😖😰” news…

    • MAGA troll who sparked fury for telling voters not to be ‘weak and gay’ crashes out of primary

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  • What is she, a weak gay? /s

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  • I’d happily pay 29.99 to access /r/japancirclejerk2

    • uBlock Origin developer recommends switching to Firefox as Chrome flags the extension

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  • Don’t tell me that, there’s a Dad yearnin’ to help his spawn?!?!

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  • What’s he been huffin’, maaan?

    • uBlock Origin developer recommends switching to Firefox as Chrome flags the extension

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  • That probably will not be suitable because the Chromebook could leave the home network.

    • uBlock Origin developer recommends switching to Firefox as Chrome flags the extension

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  • How about a DNS-based ad-blocking service? NextDNS is pretty good and not expensive. You should check if you can set custom DNS servers on that Chromebook, though.

    • free license key included

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  • Whatever that lady repellant is

    • free license key included

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  • Fedora hat checks out

    • J.D. Vance Told His Son to ‘Shut The Hell Up’ About Pokemon While Talking to Trump

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  • It’s all just joking around, I can’t take internet discussions serious anymore.

    • Olympic silver medalist Yusuf Dikec of Turkiye with his cat

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  • Woooosh

    • What are your favorite open-source games?

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  • Open your g.d. ears, son!

    • What are your favorite open-source games?

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  • Oh right, I might have confused some stuff there

    • Dutch toilets

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  • Maybe at Ren Fair

    • Dutch toilets

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  • Then you do a no-look flush. Ever heard of Magic Johnson??

    • Dutch toilets

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    • Dutch toilets

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  • Strange hills Americans choose to die on for 500, Alex

    • ABC Host Received Death Threats Following Trump Interview

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  • But but you have to understand they’re just worried because the elites have abandoned them!! /s