stupidcasey @ stupidcasey @lemmy.world

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~$1500 Gaming machine just sitting around getting dusty.

I am a (checks pants) Guy who lives in (checks Id) New Jersey State correctional facility, and I like (looks desperately around room for something he likes) that clock.

Hay $800 worth of copper, I found a 1000ft roll of shielded pure copper for $2.11 because someone misplaced the decimal point I know because it was listed for $2.1199 every thing was automated through amazon so they just shipped free shipping to, thank for listening $800 worth of copper, your the best.

Inside you there are two wolves… didn’t know you were into furry DP

My shotgun alligators and atomic lizards will make short work of your missile toad.

You don’t, Microsoft realized back then that this is the coolest it could ever looked and thusly removed that ability permanently.

Of course, it’s called a social SECURITY number, would your government lie to you?

Why do that? With the Walmart+ app they get free as an employee “Bonus” they can legally monitor all calls, location, wanking time, movie preference, insurance, heart rate, shopping activity, dick size, sexual preference, emotional state, banking information, relatives, friends acquaintances, brushing habits, Tampon size, Tattoos, personality, unregulated thought patterns, favorite drink, blood type, medical conditions, Breast size, favorite breast size, lies, sleeping schedule, piercings, disabilities, underwear color, haircut, likelihood of deleting the app, pets, pet names and eye color.

The guy who actually gets work done so in turn you are to busy to look in a mirror making you the de facto top left.

For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me.

(Exodus 20:5, NKJV)

Hmmmmm, would this be a bad time to say Native Americans be like?

Gram? What? Drugs are legal here we measure that by the Ton.

Anyway that’s how the first intergalactic war on Drugs was started and space cocaine was made a schedule one.

Isn’t space cocaine also the secret to immortality?

Not in my propaganda it’s not!

Meh, knowing Trump he probably nominated a sturgeon not understanding the Job requirements.

Recycling is literally a scam plastic either can’t be recycled, can but are not recycled, are recycled while producing more waste than would be saved by not recycled or incinerated. Recycling plastic has never been possible they knew that from the beginning and nothing changed with modern technology. This is just shifting the blame back to himself.

If I had a nickel every time someone posted classified documents in the WarThunder forums I would have 2 3 Enough.

Fun fact the British islands are on the same tectonic plates as the rest of Europe so technically they are indeed European.. of course that plate is the Eurasian plate so technically all of Asia is in Europe too so when are you gonna welcome China into the E.U?

Nah, that can’t be true…

(One Google search later)

Holy Shit this is absolutely not the same guy.

That web developer might be an undercover product tester.

0mg, O’ Mg? Omg!

Just like all porn if it’s not your kink you won’t get it.