stupidcasey @ stupidcasey @lemmy.world

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I had to drive all around Hawaii to pick up my parts it was a solid state drive.

Your breaking up with me aren't you?

Why would you say that?

because you're dressing like that

Oh Anakin I forgot you have a Clown fetish, let me dress in something more sexy.

I was just able to download it on every TV I have

This is just a metaphor for Trump's election.

The last time we gave the birds freedom they became tyrant lizard Kings ruling the Earth.

Ok, I'm touching a 400c geyser 4,000 metres under the ocean, now what?

DinoTrux drove the earth for such a long time BP Oil^® existed while DinoTrux drove the earth.

Here we go again...

🎶Sonic was stepped on, Sonic has been stepped on🎶

Look, teach, you and I both know winter break is in 3 days, you can take this and be greatful I didn't egg your house for giving the assignment.

Not no more I don't, get a stool it will save your back, I'm serious.

Say what you will about biology but it can last 100 years without turning off, not even once and the only reason we die of old age is because the body essentially turns itself off to prevent cancer(Long cool story). Very few machines can say the same without being rebuilt in some way

Ah, so the system works.

Dark rhymes of the sith.

Well I hope you're happy, now I have to wipe up the pieces of my mind from the wall behind me, next time you blow someone blow the dick not the mind.

I mean the vast majority of people swimming don't where life jackets.

There are worse fates than death.

Dang, as a man I deeply respect your point of view and and did this witty and charming, shame that doesn't matter.

God grants exactly one wish per lifetime, hope you enjoyed it.

Well then we need something in-between NSFW and SFW cause this ain't working