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stoicmaverick @ stoicmaverick @lemmy.world
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He may try to sleep with you

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  • No. If this was /b/ somebody would have posted a webm of somebody getting their face cut off by now, probably followed by porn. We're safe.

    • He may try to sleep with you

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  • *runs, screaming, backwards, directly at Kevin, while holding my anus open with my fingers.

    • He may try to sleep with you

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  • Not my butthole door.

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  • Hey Kev-o! I'm not playing games over here. I got a nice, soft butthole waiting for you whenever you're ready. Lube's in the top shelf.

    • What is something you did for the first time recently?

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  • That's not nice. R&D engineers probably work really hard. Do you do more work on the head, or the shaft? I am legitimately interested by this.

    • What is something you did for the first time recently?

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  • Cool. What is your job?

    • Dozens of deaths reveal risks of injecting sedatives into people restrained by police

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  • RN here. Maybe actually try blowing a raspberry in their ear next time and report back with the results. It might throw them off their game just long enough to get proper restraints on them.

    • It must confuse English learners to hear phrases like, "I'm home", instead of "I am at home." We don't say I'm school, or I'm post office.

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  • Colloidal.

    • Forgejo v7.0 is now available

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  • Best I can do is half Federation.... 2/3 if you pay in cash.

    • It must confuse English learners to hear phrases like, "I'm home", instead of "I am at home." We don't say I'm school, or I'm post office.

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  • Solid.

    • Those were the days

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  • Ya, but you could save a whole 99¢ doing it.

    • Ethics panel investigating whether Matt Gaetz got high at Florida party

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  • What about the thing where he fucked kids? Anybody still looking into that?

    • The Wiki's plot summary for "A Void", a book that (usually) omits a symbol vital to our vocabulary, also avoids that symbol

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    • Here is my dog, Oscar.

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  • Explain.

    • This guy reads minds!

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  • That has a high likelihood of also disabling the car.

    • High quality channel

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  • Looking at those kids, I'm assuming their dad just steels it from the 7-11 he works at.

    • High quality channel

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  • You just mean 'A' bong right? Or do you actually have 'THE' bong in your possession?

    • When did breasts become a thing that needed to be concealed in public and why?

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  • Once all the boomers die, y'all can hang out topless wherever you want. Everybody else is cool with it.

    • What is a bad writing trope you hate in fantasy fiction ?

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  • Ya, but my counterpoint is that, for a character named 'Superman', that's kinda the point. Everybody gets power creep eventually. Remember the Thanos-copter, and Lex Luthor stealing 40 cakes?

    • Intrusive thoughts

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  • I use a set of reverse tweezers to hold the tiny little pieces. It also helps to get your fingers out of the way so you can see what you're doing with really small parts.