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stoicmaverick @ stoicmaverick @lemmy.world
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Caw caw motherfucker

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  • Somebody explain these quotation marks immediately or I'm going to lose my shit.

    • I don't have a problem.

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  • I initially read that as "It's better than dome." Which is an objectively solid pitch for anything.

    • I don't have a problem.

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  • Addressing your concerns in order: You should be. You will. It's not up to you.

    • I don't have a problem.

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  • Sell me on Helix real quick. I've heard about it and it looks interesting but I'm not sure what the hook is.

    • Pope Excommunicates Trump-Loving Ultra-Conservative

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  • Quit making that face when you masturbate and maybe he won't.....you know the face I'm talking about.

    • The longer you look, the worse it gets

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  • I'd call the cops. Nobody is above the law.

    • The longer you look, the worse it gets

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  • I think it would break something irreparable in my brain if a really attractive 30-something year old woman in a sharp business suit stepped out of that car.

    • Now i gotta try it

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  • You are correct.

    • Nice clean shoes

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  • Yeah. I've since figured it out. It's just the net up verse down vote count. Actually somewhat useful for quick glancing.

    • Smugly

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  • God super hates it when cum touches mustaches.

    • What everyone gets wrong about the 2015 Ashley Madison scandal

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  • Dude. You got 3 whole messages?

    • Smugly

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  • It's a whole different vibe when you imagine it's Watson as played by Lucy Liu.

    • Smugly

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  • Cum again?

    • Hello lovelies!!!

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  • It's cool. Thanks though. Trying to honestly be helpful is always in style.

    • Hello lovelies!!!

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  • I don't think that image uploaded correctly. It's just blank below your comment.

    • It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

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  • And landed with your dick in your mouth? I'm happy for you. I could when I was younger, but I got too phat.

    • It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

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  • No. That would be rude. A DICK GETS SUCKED!

    • It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

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  • Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.

    • Nice clean shoes

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  • Thank you for your question.

    Option 1: "I'm not fixing your computer until you sort out the octopus bullshit going on behind your desk"

    Option 2: "The cable adapter you're looking for is probably in this box, but it's pretty octopussy in there." Then hold firm, direct eye contact with a serious face until they respond.

    • Nice clean shoes

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  • You're clearly a bit of a fellow word nerd. Do you have any feelings about the fact that none of that matters anymore if we all just agree that it doesn't, which one could have an easy time arguing that we have? Sometimes, after spending a rousing five minutes explaining the MOST correct pluralization of 'octopus', the only answer I can give to the inevitable question of "why does it matter?" Is "it doesn't".