starman2112 @ starman2112 @sh.itjust.works

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My lock screen is just my wallpaper, which I can't post one screenshot of because my phone cycles through 175 of them. You definitely could tell a lot about me based on that alone, and also based on what wallpapers I have and in what order they're in

Yeah, that is lie 48 characters that we'd had to pass by phone and they have to type it flawlessly.

Wouldn't be so bad if everyone knew their Alpha Bravo Charlies

My one talent: alpha bravo charlie delta echo foxtrot golf hotel India Juliet kilo Lima mike November Oscar papa Quebec Romeo Sierra tango uniform Victor whiskey x-ray Yankee Zulu, typed using voice to text

Meanwhile my country's most powerful public health official: "vaccines are dangerous because they train viruses to be stronger, we should instead simply infect as many birds as possible"

But then here in like 10101056 years*, a new big bang will probably happen and the cycle starts anew

*It doesn't actually matter what units you use, milliseconds and stellar lifespans are the same at this scale

The beeping! My damn air fryer has to let everyone in the neighborhood know that I'm making food at 3:00 am, I hate it so much

Gonna ignore the fire alarm someday because I'll just assume someone is air frying something

A Way Out. Highly recommend playing it with your closest friend. Fucking game made me feel stronger emotions than any other game I've ever played, because the motherfucker I was playing with is my best friend. I'm not going to spoil the ending, I'm just going to say: heavy fucking feelings

This is fair. I have had to put tape over a red alarm clock because it was too bright before. Those manufacturers also get the oubliette

It's considered by chemists to be a universal solvent. It's more acidic than bleach. And they want this stuff in our tap water!

Thanos would kill fewer people

Anyone who puts always-on blue LEDs in electronics deserve the oubliette. People who put such LEDs in electronics meant for the bedroom deserve an oubliette that'a slowly filling with water.

Must disagree. If today ended at midnight, then my streak of watching at least one episode of a TV show every single day would have been broken years ago. No, today ends when I go to sleep, even if it's at noon on what is your tomorrow

You don't understand. Donald Trump literally believes that Kilmar Abrego Garcia's knuckles literally read M-S-1-3.

A video of him saying as much.

A picture of said knuckle tattoo.

He does not realize that the letters and numbers are edited in. He thinks the letters and numbers are part of the tattoos. In Calibri font.

Unfathomable, and thankfully not something I have to worry about (there are animal shelters near you that will just give you a cat if you give them money)

I'm no well read philosopher, but the idea that life has a meaning is repulsive to me. It implies that there is a correct state of affairs, and introduces the possibility that you've done something wrong, that you failed to fulfill some purpose. Nuts to that, there are no wrong choices, besides the obvious ones like murder and not brushing your teeth

I can't believe how long it's been since we had a good classified document leak

Me every time I start a new series of Taskmaster

Doesn't it run on Arch? Crazy to think there's a bunch of Arch users that don't say they use arch btw

Vote with your dollar! If tainted baby formula kills your kid, simply refuse to buy that brand anymore!

Some of these are bullshit. I can see banning "goon," but cardiac arrest meme? Anime words? Animal noises? Let the kids have fun ffs

Generally maybe, but if someone says "don't call me that," the best thing to do is not call them that. Some people still have really negative experiences relating to the word. I know if people bullied me relentlessly in the past using the word, I wouldn't want internet strangers calling me queer as well, even if they claim to mean well