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  • I don't have the patience or a blood sugar for a podcast. Too much effort. And I don't even know what I'd talk about...

  • Depends. The average person? No.

    The cop who just found me dumpster diving trying to find something to eat for the first time in days who screamed at me so hard I started to have a panic attack? Yeah.

  • U mad bro?

  • Same lol my main account hits the 2 year mark like 2 weeks after lemmy.world's two year anniversary

  • Honestly how it feels sometimes lmao if people ask nice then I'll do a lot of random shit. I like making people happy. If you're a dick? I grew up an island where the weather itself tries to murder you. Spite is what powers my entire being.

  • Thank you very much. And to you for managing to score that username. I thought me getting just a first name as my main account was good but damn.

  • Nah, not true

  • Explain? Lol

  • Also of note, he made his own spinoff audio series based around tiberius and his adventures, in defiance of tiberius being canonically dead in CR. He made a kickstarter to turn it into an animated series but evidently just ran with the money and the series never materialized.

    He also ran a charity stream against someones will and pocketed all that money too.

    Dude is a selfish prick.

  • Not too dissimilar. It rapidly devolves into "What in the utter fuck?!" in both cases.

  • I swear to god people would pay money to get narrated by a voice HALF as good as yours!

    Who's to say people don't?

    I just wish more people did.

    I'm fucking hungry.

    But thank you <3

    1. They were having to actively watch his dice rolls all the time for a long time before Episode 27. They even make subtle jokes about it during the stream. There were times you can visibly see him just straight up re roll it. Matt even said in a comment once, before deleting it, that the "only dice fudging player is no longer part of the show."
    2. He kept lying about how many spell slots he had available.
    3. "Misunderstood" a ring of Spell Storing so that he had four 4th level spells stored in it
    4. He would be a complete dick to fans on Twitter to the point that other CritRole people had to step in and tell him off. Went everywhere from "YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHTS TO DO THIS THING" to "YOU'RE NOT A REAL FAN".
    5. Had an extreme case of Main Character Syndrome. During the last episode he even tried to solve Percy's arc, throwing around his royal lineage, trying to make it about his telekensis putting a shot in that Laura rolled a 35 on, getting a pet because Laura had a pet,
    6. Shopped way too fucking much and planned ridiculous things that could never work, exhausting Mercer to no end and driving Travis absolutely insane.
    7. Made really offputting sexual comments for no reason like "As Vex is going over this plan, Tiberius is getting a chub but you can't see it because it's inside." WHAT?! Granted that was from the last episode he was on but fucking hell.
    8. Would argue with Mercer about how things worked and then effectively challenge him. Mercer would then put him in his place and he'd get all whiny. He openly said at one point he believes DnD is a competition between the DM and the Player.
    9. He'd metagame to high heaven, one example being refusing to get involved in a Beholder fight because Orion, playing a sorcerer, knew about the Beholders anti-magic cone. When pressed on this in-game by the other PCs, he uses Silence to just completely shut them up so they can't tell him off. Just really bitchily shuts them down. Or when he tried to get a long rest because he used up all his spell slots and knew a Rakshasha was hunting them. OR when he tried to summon a ton of water to stop a vampire fleeing despite his character never seeing a vampire nor knowing their weaknesses over flowing water.
    10. He got really frustrated that a chick he was trying to go after ended up going after another NPC, a woman no less. He ended up demonstrating more than a little latent homophobia from that.

    They've never really said why he left and most Critical Role communities will shut down any discussion of it. Not sure why. It's a DnD game. We've all had to deal with bad players.

  • Got your engagement

  • Hey, one of us has to have a good day, right?

    Thanks <3

  • I just laughed so hard that I scared the cat. I did not expect that. Fucking hell lmfao

  • No. WE DID.

    Now it's the last one because I really do have to go.

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