This article about Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr. who holds the world record for longest personal name.
His full name is
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They have fiber internet now. I grew up offline, had to fight for every improvement from 56k modem to ISDN to DSL. Now their internet is faster than mine.
I think they live on a beautiful botfarm somewhere. They come here every day and give us the same alternative links to youtube videos and alike over and over again. Their life is simple. They don't engage much. They find purpose in the small tasks we give them. And I think they are happy.
Indeed, it dozen.