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Spykee @ spykee @lemm.ee
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Do it, I promise

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  • Not the first time I have been conned with Boobs.
    \ Hurts the same.

    • French government accused of top-level cover-up in Nestlé water scandal

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  • Fuck Nestlé.

    • Everything wants me to pay rent

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  • Kroger can come eat what I flush every morning.

    • 7 for me

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  • hmu

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  • How you doin?

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  • Porncrastination.
    \ Yes, it IS word. I've been doing this activity for years. Do not doubt my experience in the field.

    • Potentially dangerous 366-meter asteroid approaches Earth

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  • Don't look up!

    • Sam Altman Wants Your Eyeball

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  • No ball of mine is going anywhere near him.
    \ Had he been a petite brunette with giant knockers, I would seriously consider the proposition.
    \ hint hint.

    • Vibe coding

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  • I'm a dude. I DON'T have a vibrator.
    \ No, I do NOT.
    \ The fuck you talking about?
    \ The one in my bedroom? That one belongs to my flatmate.
    \ He hides it in my room.
    \ I don't care if you don't believe me.
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    \ ..
    \ ...
    \ FUCK YOU!

    • Baked some bread today. It's the type you want to lick and squeeze before eating it

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  • Send me noods.

    • Hopping out of the shower, realizing I forgot to bring a towel

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  • You shower naked?
    \ You slut!

    • If all your basic needs were met and you didn't have to work to get by, what would you do with your life?

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  • ...and I thought I'm the only man with dreams.

    • How do I decrease acne after shaving my face?

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  • You take as much time as you want, but come back for sure. My patchy beard has already declared a peace treaty seeing that I now know how to destroy it's existence. I want my pubes too to feel the terror of my updated skill. Gonna flash my silky smooth crotch to my lady friends as foreplay, but that can only happen when you come back with the rest of the sacred texts. Counting on you, former nurse assistant.

    • YKK’s Self-Propelled Zipper: Less Crazy Than It Seems

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  • Good heavens, a motorised zipper on my trousers that will get my amazing humongous dong out in the open when my hands are busy fondling the hordes of skimpily dressed women with questionable character.
    \ I will buy this.

    • TIL to add two spaces behind a line to write multi line comments on lemmy without whitespaces between them.

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    • TIL to add two spaces behind a line to write multi line comments on lemmy without whitespaces between them.

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  • You have given me power that I should not have.

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    He he he he I'm gonna draw dicks everywhere he he he he he⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    • What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?

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    • Need a tiebreaker

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  • Don't choose the yellow one. It gets tricky to know when the pee is about to overflow.

    • What are fun or productive things you can do from a phone?

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    • What are fun or productive things you can do from a phone?

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  • All of you who have commented until now - LIARS!

    I know all of you dimwits are looking at naked people on your phone. That's your fun thing & then you produce "things" out of your body that you wipe off.

    Not saying I don't do it, but you do it too.