sprite0 @ sprite0 @sh.itjust.works

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get to work

understaffed my asshole

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my in laws prefer the sponges to be left in the sink wet, often floating in something

this was decades ago they didn't have any shrimp burger back then

I was super excited they had a veggie patty!

have you actually seen Cars?

I have also seen 'this page intentionally left blank' which i feel is slightly less confusing

A piece of paper has two sides but not all text needs two pages.

oh i love this one

definitely not the side trunk

lemmy needs more oc!!! no not that oc!!!!!

good luck sis!!!!

this is awful. Portland is one of the best places to be in this country as a trans girl and we still let you down. It hurts so much.

Timex-Sinclair 1000, that my grandparents got for sitting through a time share pitch. Had the optional ram extension pack. No storage so you would have to type in your whole program every time but it was mine!

I cut my teeth on trs-80s, kaypro 8088s and the first apples though. i like computers!

Thanks for making Lemmy :)

there's a documentary on netflix about this called "Hack Your Health: The Secret of Your Gut" and it really opened my eyes to this subject! eat your whole vegetables people!

to each their own 🤷🏼‍♀️ i'm with you i don't like any brown on my eggs.

when i ordered a double cheese burger with one veggie patty and one meat patty at the hard rock cafe decades ago the waitress later asked me for my first name and home town cuz apparently the cooks liked to write the weird ones up on the wall and i had made it. I would soooooo love to read that wall sometime!

had a man come in early one morning. 24h place and i was doing prep and nobody else was dining. the waitress tells me he had asked to speak to me which was not usual!

He said he had a weird request and hoped that i would indulge him. He said that he wanted a bunch of scrambled eggs, but wanted me to make them as undercooked as I could.

We discussed the health risk and he said that he understood and he also said that no place had ever gotten them as he liked them.

Well i'm an autistic people pleaser and eggs are my specialty so you know i'm going to make this fellas morning.

I cranked the gas to high and got the pan ripping and just poured a cup of scrambled egg across the hot pan and then right off into a plate. It was about 40% curds swimming in uncooked egg mixture. The waitress asked me wtf but took it out.

On his way out he told me with a beaming smile that it was the first time anyone had ever gotten his eggs the way he liked them. Felt nice.

personal satellite with Hatsune Miku licensed voice assistant for targeting and fire control. A few lasers of different frequency, a railgun, maybe some emergency snack pods with little chutes.