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  • Should they bury you as well, or do you plan to be a year-round Hallowe'en decoration?

  • When my mother went, the hospital staff asked us if she was a donor.

  • Start eating paprika. Like, lots of paprika.

  • I love that piece. I want it played at my funeral.

  • Does the cider ever reach boiling point in the crockpot?

    My wife loves apples, but there's a compound in them she's allergic to. Cooking them denatures the compound and makes them safe.

  • Strip me for parts and give the rest to science. I'm not real sentimental about my body once I'm done with it.

  • If they were, they'd be called Agree and Disagree buttons.

  • You say paranoid delusion, I say let me see those notes you're writing-!

  • I'm told that Ferniehurst Castle on the border between Scotland and England was built with the stairs spiralling in the opposite direction because so many of the clan that built it were left-handed.

  • A boxing coach once told me it's harder to fight lefties because they go against what you've trained for.

  • My cologne selection would get bonus points for upsetting you.

  • Stupid human race. Every time I'm almost ready to give up on us completely, someone does something that blows the cynicism right out of me.

  • My wife's crockery cabinet. We bought it via an auction website from someone who swore it was brand-new. Guess he didn't realise if we knew it was built in the 1940s we would have wanted it more, not less.

  • For measuring brief periods of time, it could be how long it takes bubbles to reach a particular height from the sources. I'm sure it would be a bit different at each depth/pressure, so you'd need to take that into account.

  • Right as in - what? Believed? That's not quite the same as right (ethically or factually), is it?

  • I eat 'em toasted with peanut butter for breakfast most days. Just got finished with one. I don't know what the deal is, so I'm going to invent one: a medieval French chef sold his soul for the recipe and the English adopted them as a reminder that all French bakers should go to the devil!