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spittingimage
spittingimage @ spittingimage @lemmy.world
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My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?

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  • You deafen yourself with a sharp pencil. Only way.

    • What old technology are you surprised is still in use today?

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  • Some telcos are willing to guarantee that pager messages will arrive. No-one's willing to guarantee shit for mobile phones.

    • What computer life hacks are your most used?

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  • None of these comments are life hacks. When did using a documented feature built into your software become a hack?

    • Should a drawing that was made using AI references be marked as "AI Generated Content"?

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  • A case like that doesn't concern me much. If AI has a place in art, it's as a tool like that.

    • Why is it called independence Day tomorrow? Shouldn't it be undependents day? At any rate we screwed it up.

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  • What I don't get is why you guys drink and let off fireworks like you have healthcare.

    • What was your last dream about?

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  • Lucid dreaming is like a real-life superpower.

    There's a trade-off, though. Apparently lucid dreaming does nothing for you in terms of resting.

    • What was your last dream about?

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  • I dreamed I was repairing laptops, only to have them stolen from me.

    I sort of believe dreams hold meaning, but nothing significant. I often tend to dream about what's bothering me in waking life.

    • What was your biggest waste of money?

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  • My wife has been sick with a persistent respiratory infection for six weeks. I have a shoulder injury. We haven't been staying on top of the cleaning. We finally admitted that the house smells like one of those caves you age cheese in, and booked a cleaner to put it back in good shape so we can just maintain it going forwards.

    Last night, at my wife's insistence, we tidied the house from top to bottom and wiped down the flat surfaces so the cleaner wouldn't arrive to a messy house. 😟

    In her defence, she kinda saw the irony of it.

    • What do you think of the very angry sport fan ?

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  • But they're in different uniforms. That's nearly the same as flying a flag.

    • Gus Gus, you're a fool.

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  • If Gus Gus is happy and I'm sad but smart, which of us is the bigger fool?

    Actually, I just ate breakfast. Things are looking better already.

    • Chainsaw revisionism

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  • Has Elon started listening to his public relations team?

    • Considering all the technological advances humanity has made in the last 50 years, has humanity evolved in terms of civilization, stagnated, or regressed?

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  • One of my acquaintances is a woman married to a woman, so I'd say we've at least made some advances in minding our own business.

    • What will replace digital era?

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  • If you're shooting soup, better stick to bone broth. Anything chunkier will clog the needle.

    • What's a perfectly bad name for a cat?

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  • Tggr.

    • What are your grammar bugbears?

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  • People who use "can" to mean either "can" OR "can't" and expect you to work out what they mean from context.

    • Is trump a tool being used by the "good guys"?

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  • Trump's name is almost certainly all over the Epstein files. I think there's an argument to be made that using a tool like that puts you firmly in the "bad guy" camp.

    • Who discovered/"invented" fire?

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  • Someone flammable, I bet.

    • What will replace digital era?

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  • I'm hoping for the duck era.

    • What kinds of toxic masculinity have you encountered?

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  • a DnD oneshot soon, and the theme is toxic masculinity

    Sounds like... fun. Why do you want real-world problems in your games?

    • How to double under constraints

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  • Sell 40 $1 raffle tickets with a $20 prize, I guess.