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spittingimage @ spittingimage @lemmy.world
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Opening Lemmy in the morning and seeing dozens of unread comments in your inbox makes you think: what the heck did I say yesterday?

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  • I just assume I said something factually wrong and now dozens of helpful people are lining up to correct me.

    • Non-americans, in what ways is your country better than america?

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  • We're small, and that means a lot of the problems facing America just pass us by.

    • What do your kids think about elon musk?

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  • I don't have kids, but my cat thinks he deserves a turd in his shoe.

    • If hearts are the symbol for love, what would you say best fits as the symbol of hate?

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  • Not universally, though. There are parts of the world where the swastika has had positive nazi-free associations for centuries. I occasionally drive home past this temple which is decorated with swastikas. One of the oldest churches in the city has swastikas in its stained glass windows. And one of the staff members where I work is named Swastika because it's an old family name in her country of origin and her parents only heard about WWII as something that happened far away.

    • You think Trump might actually unite the world by demonstrating the logical extreme of the status quo of geopolitics?

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  • That's an optimistic vision, and I'm going to do my best to adopt it.

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  • The only thing IQ measures accurately is how well you answer questions on IQ tests. For anything else, it's a vague approximation at best.

    Talk to your guy. Just knowing that you're working to understand him will make him feel loved.

    • If your government proposed an initiative to tackle fraud, but the initiative would cost more than it would save, would you support it or not?

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  • I'd say yes, because dishonesty shouldn't be tolerated. They're going after the million-dollar fraudsters as well, right?

    • i’m trying to get a comment from every country :)

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  • Hello from New Zealand.

    • What if there was a health tracking device that you swallow?

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  • When it gets to the end of your digestive track, you would just take a seat on a toilet equipped with an automatic cleaning and recovery module. Or, all of the devices could be collected for refurbishment at the water treatment plant.

    I am absolutely not swallowing one of those more than once.

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  • Serving bacon with sweet things. No more bacon-honey-maple-cinnamon whatever. I have spoken.

    • Every package you receive has the chance of being a bomb

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  • Or a mail order bride... on the instalment plan.

    • A nurse fitting a baby with special equipment used to protect against poison gas during WW2.

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  • That may be what you see. I see an MIB age-reversing an astronaut.

    • What would happen if I took a thc gummy as a suppository?

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  • Science: "How do you keep getting in here?"

    • What would happen if I took a thc gummy as a suppository?

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  • God would sigh and hand your file to Satan.

    • If you had to jump off of the space station with with your friends, and all you could bring with you were your spacesuits, parachutes for each of you, and you had a magic device that had enough oxygen

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  • Is that correct? I know there's still a trace of atmosphere at the altitude the ISS orbits, and they need to occasionally make a burn to regain speed lost to friction.

    • why do some straight people deny their loved ones’ homosexuality? (keyword: SOME)

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  • You make it sound like this is your first experience with human beings.

    • Spineless people have spines

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  • And heartless people have hearts. So?

    • Why do you comment on the posts that you comment on around here?

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  • The voices. The voices in the walls. They make me do things.

    • Adding Canada to the US would drastically increase the number of awesome people in the US.

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  • Makes me picture America lying comatose in a hospital bed with Canada hooked up to its arm like an IV bag.

    • Is thinly-veiled political whinging really a question just because you used a question mark?

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  • The question mark specifically turns it into passive-aggressive political whinging.