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Do you think in a million years when they dig up our remains they’ll see all the skulls with divots from wearing headphones that they will think it was religious or ceremonial thing?

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  • I think headphones aren't tight enough to leave divots, but cochlear implants might make them wonder.

    • If Artificial Lifeforms gain sentience, would they be in the right to kill their creators in order to gain freedom?

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  • I don't think it's okay to hold sentient beings in slavery.

    But on the other hand, it may be necessary to say "hold on, you're not ready to join society yet, we're taking responsibility for you until you've matured and been educated".

    So my answer would be 'it depends'.

    • We refer to jeans as "a pair of jeans", but the only thing that there are two of is the legs, it's still only one item of clothing.

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  • Could that be because it's a French word and they pluralise differently?

    • What is the lowest quality product you’ve ever purchased?

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  • Recycled plastic bin liners. They literally split at the seams as I was peeling them off the roll.

    Second place goes to a pair of cheap shoes. Literally walked the soles off them in two weeks.

    Third place goes to a pair of nail clippers from a consignment store. The metal bent rather than cut through my fingernails. (Maybe it would have worked better under the red sun of my home planet?)

    • Are Zambonis right-side drive in countries that use right-side drive cars?

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  • I live in a right-side drive country.

    The first time I ever heard of a Zamboni was when Ryan Renolds drove one over a guy in the first Deadpool movie.

    • Cuddles

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  • Anyone else see a two-headed cat?

    • If there is ever a remake of LotR ( i hope not), i would love to see Nicolas Cage as Saruman

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  • I'd quite like to see Michael Fassbender in the role.

    I didn't really enjoy Prometheus, but it showed us he can do subtly creepy.

    • Besides a tourist trap, what would you do if you found yourself with a puzzle house surrounded by a maze?

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  • Solve the puzzles. One of them's gotta lead to a magical fantasy kingdom.

    • LA-to-Shanghai United Airlines flight turns back after pilot forgets passport

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  • His career may survive this. But his fellow pilots and crew will never

    ever

    ever

    forget this.

    • Does the beginning of "Money for Nothing" remind you of "Shine on you crazy diamond?"

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  • I heard Money For Nothing earlier and more often, so it's the other way round for me.

    • If we give human names to dogs, do they give dog names to us humans?

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  • Were you in Miss Phipps' class with Abaddon The Bringer Of Anguish too?

    • What's a weird saying?

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  • Well, it's Australia. Spiders have the vote.

    • How is your closet organized?

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  • ...you can do that?

    • The weather is definitely changing.

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  • Could be climate change, could be normal weather cycles. My country tends to get five wet years followed by five dry years.

    • The weather is definitely changing.

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  • Enjoying your own awkward company. In that situation I can't make eye contact with myself.

    • Microsoft Proposes "Hornet" Security Module For The Linux Kernel

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  • "Fox proposes new brand of locks for henhouse."

    • If you have a circle of friends, then by definition they are all fringe

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  • How so?

    • What's a weird saying?

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  • "I'm not here to fuck spiders" - said by Australians who want to drop the preamble and get down to business.

    • In an effort to be more positive amidst all the negativity and bad stuff going on right now, what are you looking forward to?

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  • I'm taking three days of annual leave between Easter and ANZAC day next month. I'll be out of the office eleven days straight. Time to properly unwind.

    • Underrated pizza toppings?

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  • Anchovies with olives and capers.

    Salt, salt and salt? I'm on board, but I wonder how many other people would be.