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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆 @ spicytuna62 @lemmy.world
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  • Exceptions to rules almost always exist.

  • Bees are all midwesterners confirmed.

  • The only time I forced Linux on anyone was when I gave my youngest brother a free laptop a couple years ago. It's the laptop I had in college in 2011. It has a Sandy Bridge mobile Core i7. It's too slow to run modern Windows. I told him he's free to install Windows, but I don't have a license to give him. For checking emails and web surfing, though, it was enough, and running Linux wasn't going to give him trouble with that. To my knowledge (and to his credit), he still runs Linux on it.

  • You're technically correct on one point, and totally entitled to your opinion on the other. But brown mushrooms (not from a can) sauteed into a hamburger steak gravy will kick it up about 14 notches, give or take.

  • A fence post driver is so much better than a post hole digger. Just give her a whack whack whack until it's set. Handling the wire, though....that's a bitch, especially if it's barbed. Erecting an electric fence was child's play, though.

  • Wait til you find out what the lettuce is made of.

  • This would have been so much funnier without any text.

  • Quicksand was never a problem for me, but growing up on a farm, soft mud was a common occurrence. Good news is you can pretty immediately tell when you're walking through the stuff and can just...turn around. Worst that happens is you lose a boot, and that genuinely sucks.

    But it's not the kind of thing you step into and you're up to your knee in 2 seconds.

  • Don't forget how we killed like fucking everything.

    A badge I wear with pride.

  • Show, don't tell. The author also broke that rule in Panel 5 with "sex change occurs sounds" written off to the side. We see the 𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬 𝓫𝓾𝓫𝓫𝓵𝓮. Clearly, that means the sex change occurred in the context of the setup. We get it, dude.

  • Speaking of abusive owner, I saw a Cybertruck in the wild for the first time today. Pictures and videos don't do justice to how fucking atrocious those things are.

  • Here's the seat tether

    And here's his harness

    Any harness will do, really. We don't even use the harness outside of the car. He does pretty well just being walked on his collar. He only ever pulls if he sees a squirrel. That's one area where we're working on training lol

    I would be totally unsurprised to find out there's some pit in there. He came from a shelter, and all the local shelters have tons of pits. His history before the shelter is a big question mark.

  • Fear

    Jump
  • Some parrots can have very long lifespans. Like if you wait until you're 30 to get one, your bird might outlive you.

  • Depends on what I need to return to baseline.

    • Need to cry to just get it out? Moon Song by Phoebe Bridgers
    • Need to scream at everything? Monkey Wrench by Foo Fighters
    • Need to just piss and moan for fourteen minutes? Beach Life-in-Death by Car Seat Headrest
    • Need to feel calm again? Literally the entirety of Loveless by My Bloody Valentine
    • Need something to lift me up so I can wear a happy face? Don't Stop by Fleetwood Mac
  • Just had one recently. They're not as good as I remember lol

  • To be fair, they never said it was a new computer, just a computer. The things were incredibly expensive at the time.