sorebuttfromsitting @ sorebuttfromsitting @sopuli.xyz

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florida is a screwed up place, in a lot of ways, but this was fake back in 2018

• https://961kiss.iheart.com/featured/the-morning-freak-show/content/2018-07-15-no-this-florida-story-isnt-realat-all/

nah WHAT sheeeeeeeeeeeeeyit at's wild fucked up innit? no cap? this morning when i woke up i scratched my privates and then i scratched my eye and THEN i smelled my finger

park behind the bar in a 90s Grand Marquis, recline the front seats (with slow electric motors that kill the battery so you're stuck there till morning), it was like that car was designed for getting in trouble comfortably on a couch next to a dumpster. bah this newfangled shit.

i guarantee tr*** hasn't read Catch-22, but a loyalty pledge? this is dumber than owlshit from all angles.

I can't defend any of that, and I'm ashamed to say, that crap worked on me for a bit as a man barely a boy, in the 90s. What helped me was looking at other movements like scientology and Charles Manson.

Just trying to say, don't throw someone in the trash just because they read trash.

Yeah I was working in a bingo hall turned into a call center. I was getting accosted by people foisting on me small scraps of paper with illegible scrawl. "You need to call this guy", etc. I had no idea wtf to do.

That's the dream I had after going to actual bingo with friends "ironically" but I abandoned them and went to the bar next door.

Edit; unsure what happened here. I guess it fits the theme a little bit

see ya

kapow, you figured it out

you are a dangerous dog, to bring TPB in here.

because we have an unreliable narrator. that is no smudge on the OP, just a frustration with some of this

LOL wish I knew, because my mom makes this look silly. it would take three novels to explain. I went down to visit recently, and my sister and aunt were there, bless them, lovely people. Best advice I got is look out for those you care about. If you're the only one left, then focus on you.

you need to talk to your partner and go to counseling forthwith.

the child is... strange.

we've made repeated efforts to contact the Florida Guard, the Florida Attorney General, the Governor!

Random Asshat: "the Florida Guard! that we be! please gaze upon my curdled milks and slimy vegetables!"

oddly disturbing as that prospect may be, AI can't time travel

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just had a three-hour brawlfest caterwaul with the editors, who happen to be a friggin council of raccoons and opossums, and I REFUSE to be cute for this stupid book, UNLESS I GET SCRITCHES AND SNACKS

you'll need a pot, and/or a skillet, and a source of heat. without that you'll eat a lot of cabbage and apples, but you still need a knife. if you want to lazy up to spices: parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. there's an old hippy song on that. and, it's really difficult to fuck up a baked potato.

someone in my family has that picture of me from after fishing, and I had caught a fish, and I was a small child, and they got the reaction shot after showing me the fish, and the pic shows I was horrified. Once I'm dead, I hope that pic makes it online. Possibly my youngest pic.

exactly. Knowledge Fight!

edit; to be clear, this was a reference to a podcast. look it up. I do not support eastman or any of that shit.

I live on the edge of one of the watersheds north of cincinnati. i know of two different rivers who would like you to turn your yard into a rock garden.

nestle should be shut the fuck down