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son_named_bort @ son_named_bort @lemmy.world
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okra stealing whore

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  • Too bad he couldn't be stuck in Weird Al's accordion.

    • What's the wrongest thing a teacher ever told you?

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  • My school taught me that most people in Columbus' time thought that the Earth was flat and that Columbus would fall off the face of the earth during his voyage.

    • Only the classics.

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  • Go away! There's no Simpsons episodes after 1999 and there never was!

    • Remember when you thought Ground Hog Day was legit?

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  • If only Phil could've relived the same day over and over again until he was able to patch things up with his wife.

    • Watch out!

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  • My parents could tell tails about how I used to run into the hedge. One time I really bloodied my my knuckles.

    • When memes interact with each other

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  • The cat isn't supposed to talk anyway.

    • Guess the Episode [Medium]

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  • In fact, forget the blackjack.

    Ah, screw the whole thing.

    • Guess the Episode [Medium]

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  • Correct!

    • Guess the Episode [Medium]

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    • My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm.

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  • Does it change how his pee is stored?

    • Public bathroom hand dryers

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  • They never completely dry my hands.

    • They were probably thrilled to find work

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  • Telemarketer should've been number 1.

    • What is the origin of your username/nickname?

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    • What is your favorite obscure Retro Game?

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  • M.C. Kids for the NES. It was a rock solid platformer held back by the McDonald's theming. It was a bit too hard for the target audience, but it's a fun romp otherwise.

    • Guess the Episode [Medium]

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  • WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

    • I like the determinism of Murphy’s Razor

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  • Bingo!

    • It is your duty

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  • No, my name is, er, Bort. Yes, that'll do.

    • It's impossible to lose

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  • Peggy Hill disagrees.

    • Full immersive experience

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  • That would explain why there's lots of banana peels but no bananas.

    • bernie on 21

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  • Hooray Blackjack!