some_guy @ some_guy @lemmy.sdf.org

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The four places where I still get good news: science, healthcare, space, and paleontology.

I got what should have been my dream job. I hated it and I was so depressed that I contemplated suicide. True story.

Warning: dude to your left has his dick out.

I used to wrestle my kitty when she was itty bitty (had to stop, got too pointy) and I noticed her pupils would dilate about a quarter second before she’d pounce. So that’s also in the calibration program.

The man in the yellow hat seems sus to me.

I don't have opensource solutions, but CloudFlare had some news about a system that I didn't read about (saw two headlines) last week. Dunno if it works or not.

Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.

Oh, cool. We're finally not a two-party system! This will go nowhere. And even if it went somewhere, all the joiners would be losers like him.

Give me a Leftist party, headed by Zohran and backed by Bernie and AOC and I'll get excited.

I got sorta (not really sorta) manic for a month and cleaned our home and rearranged everything so that it'd make more sense. I have no idea where some things are. I developed a system that I don't recall.

You should nuke us. We're hopeless.

Wait, I might know the answer. Is it because they don't use LIDAR and they're made by a company headed by some piece of shit who likes to cut costs? Haha, I was just guessing, but ok.

Oh, it's poison. It's the most reductive aspect of our development.

Yeah, and I feel like I'm winning. If you want to be an influencer, go do that.

What a surprise. /s

I’m so glad I was young before this stupid reality happened. I have a regular job and no desire for internet fame.

It’s great how we’re finally acknowledging the intelligence of other animals as the default rather than isolated and unusual occurrences. Before the work of Doctor Goodall, we basically acted as those complex social dynamics were impossible or exceedingly unlikely.

He’s not dangerous and it was right of Trump to pardon him. /s

Power went out and PGE said it wouldn’t be restored for like five days. I built a habit of going to Starbucks every day and charging all my devices. Then I would read until the sun set. Then I’d pass the time watching tv episodes that I’d downloaded at Starbucks until I fell asleep.

The universe is a fickle asshole. Hope your water is back soon.

That's some kind of physics or something.

This will have no effect on what happens to us going forward.