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  • I beat my dick into submission daily.

  • Didn't he stream a dead body in a Japanese suicide forest shortly after moving to Japan?

  • No, stop, come back...

  • Gatornado confirmed

  • Right but switching to an RT kernel is trivial for basically any mainstream distro. You can do it from the package manager.

  • Does my dommy mommy have to be tall and blonde all the time, or can there be like a rotation?

  • Bravo, I legitimately cannot tell if this is meant to be satire or tankie brain rot

  • Man, this makes me wonder if maybe robotaxis might finally be the thing that gets people to take road safety enforcement seriously. Like imagine if Tesla advertises that their taxis will break speed limits because rare speeding fines are trivial to their business. Would this make people actually support speed cameras or hefty speed enforcement fines?

  • This is really not surprising to anyone who has used modern windows and Linux recently. Windows is so incredibly bloated, whereas Linux is a true real-time OS basically out of the box.

  • Linux runs better on Windows than Windows.

  • Fun fact, this is how I got about half of my cigarettes in high school. The local dive had the machine by the back entrance which was around the corner from the host stand. You could easily use it without being seen. And on the rare occasion someone did see you and said something all you had to do is tell them to mind their own business and leave because the entire process took about 30s.

  • BIG LOADS

    DONALD J TRUMP PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

  • Good point, we'll need at least two ball gags.

  • Yes, I've seen this one before. You start with a nice safe game of "who's in my mouth?" And then once everyone is warm, you work your way up to ranked competitive sex. Before you know it everyone is too tired to be embarrassed.

  • It's funny, when I was in high school and college, I felt a great sense of pride in "conquering" my partner's home, but as a married adult it does give me some mild ick to get frisky in the guest bed. I mean I still will, but there's definitely a loss of enthusiasm and willingness to do certain things.

  • The tragic comedy is when the dog wishes the human can live forever.

  • Dog: I wish my human was never sad and will live forever.