The 8bitdo ultimate or 2C wired look like good options. I haven't used any of their controllers but I've heard good things about them, and they have hall effect joysticks!
France is bacon... Just kidding. Not exactly mishearing, but I misunderstood "the best defense is a good offense" as if you defend super well, you'd attack your opponent with your defense. It didn't make much sense until I realized you're supposed to attack in order to defend...
I hate it when they use a lavalier mic and hold it on their hand or tape it to the front of their shirt, leaving the wire hanging...
They're supposed to be made to be invisible or not noticeable, that's the whole point! Either clip it on your shirt's neck, or use a regular mic goddamit!
I don't know if you already know this, but your phrasing made me think you don't:
Supergiant Games are known for Bastion... and more recently, for Hades :P So it makes sense that the style reminds you of that, because Transistor precedes Hades.
I don't know about the US, but in Spain if you steal less than 400€ it's not considered a felony, just a lesser crime, and they let you go with a slap on the wrist. Not saying that cops are going to follow you around until you steal more though lol.
I upvoted this, and then I was like "wait a sec... are they fooling us?" and had to look up if you can't see the moon landing site from Earth.
Of course you can see the site, but indeed no telescope has enough resolving power to see any items left there. So I guess you didn't fool us this time.
It's not an actual emulator, it doesn't work. When you try to download it, it makes you fill surveys that make the scammers money. It has a fake github, with a changelog copied from PCSX2 (a legit PS2 emulator), changing the 2 to a 4.
What some devs don't understand is the "reward" on soulslikes is actually learning the boss itself. Figuring out the parrying patterns in Sekiro feels very good, it's not about what happens after beating the boss.
What makes it challenging and not punishing is having telegraphed moves, windows to punish the boss, and clear animation that shows you how to dodge/parry, without bullshit hitboxes.
SUPERHOT is the most innovative shooter I've played in years!