My grandfather use to bury potatoes and carrots in a hole covered with plywood. Dig them up in the spring and eat them until the next fall harvest. The would barely start to root towards the end but never rot.
[Verse 1]
Yo, it’s late at night, I’m chillin’ in my zone,
Heard a little splash, now I’m not alone.
Pushed the door open, what do I see?
Three little kitties makin’ waves in the sea!
Paws in the water, they’re havin’ a blast,
Splish-splash everywhere, movin’ way too fast.
One’s got the soap, the other’s got the scrub,
Kitties in the bathroom, takin’ over the tub!
[Chorus]
Kitties in the bathroom, kitties in the tub,
Furry little rebels, makin’ a flood.
Paws all wet, but they don’t give a heck,
Kitties in the bathroom, what the heck’s next?
[Verse 2]
One’s got the loofah, the other’s got the spray,
They’re scrubbin’ their whiskers, it’s a kitty spa day!
Rubber ducky’s floatin’, they’re chasin’ it around,
Splashin’ like they’re pros, makin’ bubbly sounds.
I tried to grab a towel, but they knocked it away,
“This is our bathroom now, human, no way!”
They’re flickin’ their tails, drippin’ water on the floor,
Kitties in the bathroom, who could ask for more?
[Chorus]
Kitties in the bathroom, kitties in the tub,
Furry little rebels, makin’ a flood.
Paws all wet, but they don’t give a heck,
Kitties in the bathroom, what the heck’s next?
[Bridge]
They’re climbin’ on the faucet, turnin’ knobs with their paws,
Now the water’s overflowin’, breakin’ all the laws.
I’m slippin’ on the tiles, tryna keep my cool,
But these kitties own the throne, they’re the kings of the pool!
[Verse 3]
Finally got ‘em out, wrapped ‘em up in a towel,
They’re purrin’ like a motor, no more water howl.
But as I turn around, what do I see?
They’re plottin’ their next move, starin’ right at me.
Kitties in the bathroom, it’s a daily fight,
But I wouldn’t trade ‘em, nah, they’re my delight.
So next time you hear splashes, don’t be alarmed,
It’s just the kitties in the bathroom, keepin’ it warm!
[Chorus]
Kitties in the bathroom, kitties in the tub,
Furry little rebels, makin’ a flood.
Paws all wet, but they don’t give a heck,
Kitties in the bathroom, what the heck’s next?
[Outro]
Kitties in the bathroom, yeah, they run the show,
From the sink to the tub, they’re the bosses, yo.
So if you see ‘em splashin’, just let ‘em be,
‘Cause kitties in the bathroom are livin’ life free! 🐾
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My grandfather use to bury potatoes and carrots in a hole covered with plywood. Dig them up in the spring and eat them until the next fall harvest. The would barely start to root towards the end but never rot.