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Smuuthbrane
Smuuthbrane @ smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works
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Mark Carney to replace Justin Trudeau as the next prime minister of Canada

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  • Congratulations. Now give us proportional representation, or step aside.

    • Canadians drop their politeness in the wake of Trump's tariffs

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  • Exactly. Screw your thoughts and prayers, be our ally or don't. No middle ground here.

    • First Mastodon, now Lemmy

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  • Now if I can only figure out how to get Lemmy to let me delete the damned thing…

    • Canadians drop their politeness in the wake of Trump's tariffs

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  • Friendly Americans, if you didn't sign up for this divorce don't just be sorry, be LOUD. Tell every representative you have just how much bullshit this is, and how un-American it is to turn on an ally.

    For those that don't, just know that silence is assent: you are agreeing to your government's actions. And if that is the case, get bent, ya hoser.

    • Trump puts new limits on Elon Musk

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  • Oh no, is the billionaire bromance in trouble??

    • Trump doesn’t seem to know why he launched a giant trade war

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  • Poor confused man. Shouldn't have such an old, unwell person in power.

    • Freeland tells Maher she'll ditch 'virtue signalling', 'identity politics' as Liberal leader

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  • If you are worried about "virtue signalling" and "identity politics", you are NOT looking out for the average Canadian, you are just navel gazing and playing politics.

    Someone talking about UBI, housing cost and availability, living wages, addressing climate change and food insecurity - THAT is looking out for the average Canadian.

    • Canada pledges $5B in seized Russian assets for Ukraine on war anniversary - National | Globalnews.ca

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  • No no, I'm sure they'll pay their parking fee any day now.

    • This tub of shit

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  • Splash water on it and push it back in, poor thing.

    Oh, wait.

    Yeah, splash water on it and push it in.

    • Watch: A real-life flying car takes to the skies

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  • Precisely. A golf cart is more genuinely a car.

    • Watch: A real-life flying car takes to the skies

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  • Only if I use the mint soap.

    • Watch: A real-life flying car takes to the skies

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  • If that's a "real car" then my left testicle is a genuine mild Italian meatball.

    • Least regrettable but most unconventional liquid to take a bath in?

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  • I presume they cold press babies, but I could be wrong.

    • Least regrettable but most unconventional liquid to take a bath in?

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  • A mixture of Vaseline and baby oil, just enough to keep it liquified.

    • Just Because

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  • You mean Tim Hortons is South Canada owned.

    • "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

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  • I have to ask, what's this based on? What media am I missing?

    • Trump ‘definitively’ looking at Canada becoming U.S. state: Premier Furey

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  • I'm no fighter, but he can just fucking try.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • Just got mine a few weeks ago, after my 5T finally started using most of its battery during a normal day. Got a solid 7 years out of it. So far the 13 is solid, and I'm looking forward to the next 5-7 years with it.

    So far the most battery I've used is 50% in one day, and that's only charging it up to 80%. I could probably make it last over 2 days if I needed to.

    • We like getting triggered. We seek it out.

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  • Harder, daddy.

    • Nice knowing you, Winnipeg

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  • It's only -24C, but it FEELS like a physically impossible cold. I'm practically a Bose-Einstein condensate here! Brr!!