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Smuuthbrane
Smuuthbrane @ smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works
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If you could move anywhere to minimize the impact on you of the worldwide rise of fascism...

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  • Closest I've read is Lord of the Flies.

    • If you could move anywhere to minimize the impact on you of the worldwide rise of fascism...

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  • No gills for me, sadly.

    • If you could move anywhere to minimize the impact on you of the worldwide rise of fascism...

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  • Fair. A boat anchored at a Pacific Island, while they exist.

    Maybe I'll dock at the Pacific garbage patch and distill my fuel from microplastics.

    • If you could move anywhere to minimize the impact on you of the worldwide rise of fascism...

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  • Depends, are we riding out the rise of fascism or riding out WWIII? Those are two highly different scenarios.

    Either way, a Pacific island sounds nice.

    • Sorry, it's been a while.

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  • So sleepy now.

    • Canadians alarmed by text messages asking their vote preference. Then their postal code. Then their name

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  • I did not know this, thanks!

    • Trump Threatens More Tariffs if Canada and Europe Work Against U.S.: Live Updates

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  • When he dies and they autopsy him I fully expect them to find his anus in his head.

    • Trump Threatens More Tariffs if Canada and Europe Work Against U.S.: Live Updates

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  • He's going to apply tariffs to our conversations so it's more expensive for us. Or some such crap, I don't try to understand how he thinks.

    • Finally finished the BJÖRRRRRTTTT but i have like 3 extra BRRRRTs left over, do i need those or???

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  • Keep them handy, I've had this model before and you will suddenly find yourself needing more BRRRRRTs very quickly.

    • US cities located in states won by Trump would be most hurt by Canadian tariffs, an analysis finds

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  • This is a surprise? You think we can't target tariffs?

    • These Albertans are among a small minority of Canadians who want to join the U.S. as the 51st state

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  • I'm sure they'd love to live in the Dakotas. Bye!

    • How do you blow your nose?

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  • Rapid vacillation between the two.

    • Does this have a word?

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  • As opposed to the gluteal fissure, which is the ass crack.

    • Notepad.exe

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  • Exactly. Why open another app?

    • Trump pulls security clearances for Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton

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  • It's amazing his small hands can grab them well enough to pull them.

    • Do you know anyone who uses drag-and-drop for text?

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  • Geez, no. No, no, a thousand times no.

    • U.S. authorities closing Canadian access to historic library that straddles Quebec-Vermont border

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  • Big "taking my ball and going home" energy.

    • 20/3/2025 388 Canada Polls

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  • Fuck sakes, I'm going to have to vote strategically AGAIN. Damned nonsense, this FPTP crap.

    • What Is Pierre Poilievre so Afraid Of?

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  • Ants. And weevils. Not very fond of centipedes, but ants and weevils are for sure a major source of fear.

    And packets of prepared mustard, but it's better to just not ask about that. Don't invite him over for steamed weenies.

    Source: me.

    • A few more months and I can afford to get a job that makes me happy.

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  • Took me a loooong time to find one that is both.