Smuuthbrane @ smuuthbrane @sh.itjust.works

Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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This isn't cringe. This is wince.

Safe for the machine. Your squishy bits won't hurt it. You're just extra lube.

Not at all, in fact I'd rather "woke" be defined by what they really mean - feminism, inclusivity, equality, etc. Let's make them say what they actually mean without hiding behind a nebulous term like "woke".

Even that doesn't really define it.

Haven't watched it in years myself, but unless you can define "woke" I'm not going to make any assumptions.

Don't go into a Starbucks.

For many reasons, but you certainly won't like the pricing there either.

StAr tReK is TOO DIVERSE, tHatS wHy I lIkE Babylon 5!

[insert heavy breathing and unchecked drooling]

Cost.

"Thousands" of Americans betting on something happening isn't an indication of likelihood nearly as much as it's an example of wishful thinking and/or the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Penetrating oil. Giggety.

I swear I've watched 300% more movie than my wife ever has.

He's great, hell crush it.

Volume is fake, everything is 2D.

I can't upvote, it's at 69.

Aw man, I was gonna eat that. Now it's gonna taste like cucumber.

OMG please do! LOL

I wouldn't recommend using vinyl lettering on a RAM as your method of communication. Try a makerspace, they're wonderfully wide-ranging in terms of hobbies and interests.

Wow, he's got TWO things to base his whole personality on. What a complex, nuanced existence he must lead. 🙄

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