smackjack @ smackjack @lemmy.world

Posts

0

Comments

139

Joined

2 yr. ago

I always just park next to the cart return things. Makes it easier to find your car and you don't have to walk as far.

Usually when you crop a picture, it saves a copy, so it's at least plausible that this person could have made that mistake.

I used to live right across the street from my work. In fact, my apartment was closer than the parking lot, so I would be sitting on my couch before most of my coworkers even made it to their cars.

I remember bike pegs. The things that everyone wanted, but no one ever actually used as intended.

I don't use one because I feel that the more people use ad blockers, the more intrusive and annoying the ads will be for people that aren't using one, and less overall content will be available for free. The only ads that I can't stand are video ads, and that's why I have YouTube premium.

We'll probably see more gay Republicans now that same-sex marriage is legal everywhere and no one seems interested in challenging it.

Why the fuck do people put security cameras in their bedrooms? It's so weird to me that people do this. Even if you think (or at least thought) that you were the only one with access to the footage, won't the presence of a camera make you feel like you're being watched? Are we not on camera enough as it is that we have to be on camera in the supposed privacy of our bedrooms? Imagine if you told George Orwell that people would willingly put cameras in their most personal and private spaces.

"Your name is Joshua"

"That's not my name. My name is Sam!"

"Sam is the name that your parents gave you, but it's not the name that God gave you"

"..."

"Anyway my real name is Larry"

No one gives me Fellow Kids vibes more than Mark Rober.

Because feeding people isn't absurd.

George W Bush was right when he said that faith based charities should not be excluded from receiving federal grants just because they're faith based.

I always pronounce the H in Meghan and the TH in Thailand in my head.

I stopped taking my phone out at WalMart after I learned that their security cameras are so good that they can zoom in on your phone and read your text messages.

Walmarts's self checkout is the only one in my area that doesn't frustrate the hell out of me. I've stopped going to certain other stores simply because I don't like their self checkout systems.

Just stick to humping it instead.

Financial calculators has a bunch of useful calculators for figuring out loans, mortgage payments, compound interest, bonds, and tons more.

I feel like poweramp has a mind of its own on whether or not it wants to actually shuffle your music. Whenever I put my music on shuffle, it'll shuffle the songs, but then it'll just play an entire album in order.

A reverse loot detector.

3 could save your life if you get trapped inside your car.

They could implement a timewarp mechanic like Kerbal Space program does and just speed up time.