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slazer2au @ slazer2au @lemmy.world
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Should I just lie on job applications and say I have a college degree?

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  • Sure why not. Business lie by saying they need someone with 5 years experience in a junior role but will happily take someone without.

    • how do i explain “it’s raining” to my boyfriend?

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  • It's not his fault that he was taken away from his mum by his dad to avoid being inducted into a cult and brought to Greenstone where it never rains in the city.

    Wait, no. Wrong series.

    • Godaddy is pissing me off. Which registrar is decent for selfhosters these days?

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    • Does it feel like there's less variety in grocery stores now?

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  • Depends on the store. Lidl has a brand of peanut butter while AH and Jumbo has 4 brands

    • Nothing helps

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  • Xperia 10 VI

    • What's the first thing to come to mind if I ask you what you remember learning in high school?

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  • Leaving a cutting knife in a sink with soapy water is the best way to fail the exam and cut yourself.

    • Nothing helps

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  • Me waiting for my new phone to arrive between 5pm and 8pm today.

    • Ah yes, the 3 genders

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  • I miss elfpack and being able to set your gender to purple tentacle monster.

    • Why does YouTube feel completely devoid of content? (clarification in body)

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  • The algorithm isn't there to suggest you something enjoyable to watch.

    It is designed to keep you on the site as long as possible by suggesting you what has kept other people on the site longer who also have watched what you watched, maybe.

    Use the not interested button very liberally when it recommends you something you don't want to see.

    • on a scale from 1-10, how are you feeling?

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  • That would require knowing how to gauge feelings.......

    • They definitely need clearer labels

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  • This something I am sure I would also do wrong.

    • 🚀 How Are You Future-Proofing Your Tech Career in 2025?

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  • Oh good, I didn't even look at the tiers. Yea, that is a parade of red flags.

    • 🚀 How Are You Future-Proofing Your Tech Career in 2025?

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  • Ai, emojis, Kickstarter, vague information. Do you have any more red flags?

    • What are some reasons a person should not visit the USA?

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  • Vaguely gestures at everything.

    • Permanently Deleted

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  • 100% fucked.

    • Loss is hard

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  • None of those.

    • Would AI replacing humans in every workplace eventually make it easier for an advanced civilization from outer space to colonize us?

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  • Why bother sending humans at that stage?

    Send the AI to colonise the place and treat it as a tourist destination.

    • Voyager users, how many up/downvotes do you have recorded on me?

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  • Zero because the setting is off.

    • What is the oldest thing you own that you still use daily?

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  • Clothing

    • What is the oldest thing you own that you still use daily?

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  • I have 2 jumpers that date back to 2009ish. Have not found suitable replacements for them sadly.