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I went to my sister the other day bus she wasn't home. An older neighbour of hers wanted to visit her too, and i tol her that she wasn't home. I don't really like ger that much so we didn't talk too long. At the end of our smalltalk she said: i just wanted to tell you something, you should eat more, being that thing can't be healthy. I didn't even know what to say. I'm 1.85m and weight 80kg. And i have to take health advice from an obese old lady? All her sons are obese too, but they think it's just being "healthy" yeah no, sorrt, i don't envy people who get out of breath when they walk up a set of stairs.

I get asked frequently what my secret is to be in such a good shape. I tell them that i don't drink or smoke, i work out, i eat healthy. They never want to hear any of that shit, what they wan to hear is that i have some magic pill that i take once a day and boom, i'm in shape.

I hate that saying. If we go back to sticks and stones, there is no world war.

That was the only controller that fit me comfortably. Ps controllers are tiny abd annoying

Dolphin holocaust

I can't even bring myself to hate watch these movies. I don't care for Harrison ford, he's so old he doesn't care anymore. He looks bored in every movie.

Yeah why don't you? It's nonsense anyway

So they have a long break and taxpayer money is used to fix their car. I don't really understand that logic.

You fon't care for disney marvel movie numver 86 and star wars 23 and 20 year old remakes? How weird.

He wanted to nuke a hurricane and americans still voted for him.

So slaves sorry, prisoners have to pick up the slack.

No epic store and brave is not on the top...

They also have so many security breaches that it won't even make the news anymore.

There was this rich ass family who build a new house in a pretty wealthy neighborhood and on a pretty steep hill. It was steep and rocky, so just the building process and the land was super expensive, but hey what are you gonna do.

The architect was some weirdo and i never liked him. He was very alternative in all the wrong ways. Despite it being a new modern house, they used natural clay for the walls and crap like that. I'm not saying clay walls and natural walls are crap per se, but they will never be "new" they always crack and you'll always have slight problems, and the amount of money you spend more to get less is also kind of staggering.

So to hold the clay in place, they used a fiberglass net. But they also had a net that was made of algea, super turbo expensive. So one day, they finished the bedroom walls and the architect came over and he atarted asking where they used what net. The guy was a bit confused and said: they used fiberglass here here and here and algea here, like he said. The guy just absolutely lost his shit: "WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? THE ALGEA NET GOES ON THE HEAD SIDE OF THE BED, SO THE COSMIC RAYS CAN'T PENETRATE IT" right right right, who's supposed to be stupid here?

It adds nothing except people can post shit on their Instagram

Same. But it's mainly because i'm not gross

I still use my little airfryer a lot, even if i have a good oven. It's big enough for me, it's faster and easier to clean.

But walking into any store and legally buying a lethal amount of alcohol is cool and legal

I like hollow knight, but i don't think i can ever go back to that game. I had so much fun for a few hours and then i walked around for an hour or two, being beyond lost.

I remember playing echo the dolphin a lot as a kid. There wasn't a single moment where i knew what i was supposed to do.