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It's more of an iq test than a dna test.

Eeew

So the best way to keep a cat is to make it miserable by keeping it inside and make your place smell like cat turds. How nice.

If you drink period blood you're not eating a human

I cringe so hard when i see families like that. The daughter that looks 10 is probably like 5. They either stay fat and suffer their whole life, because gaining weight is so much easier than losing it.

I remember maybe 10 or so years ago i was wondering how easy it is to rake up comment karma. And by easy i mean low effort. I went to /r/awww or some other "wholesome" subreddit and just spammed :) Somehow it got upvoted like crazy.

That's what weirds me out when people say things like: i will always pre order the new (insert developer name) game because i trust them. It's not the shareholders or the suits who make the games, it's the people, and these people may work somewhere else 10 years later.

I was once working for a company that wanted to post pictures online. They had the option to opt out, so there is no picture or a blurr or whatever. I was the only one who had no picture and they didn't like that, they didn't ecpect that anyone would check that mark. They pressured me to have that picture there. I didn't even really care tbh, i just checked it because i could. They told me that i have puctures online anyway and it doesn't matter. I told them that if they find a single picture of me online, they could use that. I have no social media, no pictures online and nothing. They were quite disappointed

Putin is a very samart man. He said that i'm handsome and strong. Can you believe how smart he is? He once fought a bear with only a povket kife and he said i was probably stonger than him.

What about the war?

What war?

America's finest

He saw a movie once where a guy had a plan and he really liked the idea of the concept of having a plan.

I'll never understand the reddit obsession with beans

Russians storming a village with nice colorful houses. Suddenly the Deathmetal starts playing.

Mine feel better with 40 then 10 years ago. They weren't bad per se, but skateboarding isn't exactly great for the knees. But apparently still bettr than stitting around and complaining

Or use them every now and then.

People always say if it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid. Checkmate redditors

It's hard to not sound like a moron when you're an absolute moron

Made up /r/funny shit

Thank god i don't get it.

Have you seen who they elected to rule their country in the past... Forever?