slaneesh_is_right @ slaneesh_is_right @lemmy.org

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Someone cracked the code i think

I was on a date once and when i opened my door, she stood there super excited and hugged me and said: omg, you're real, just like the pictures. And i just stood there awkwardly, thinking: man i wish i could say the same to you. Because she mysteriously gained twice her sice over night.

What made it even worse is that we planned to go on a hike with my dog, and as you could guess, she wasn't really equipped for long walks and started huffing while my house was still visible.

I'm too tall for that. But on a lot of dates i go, the woman tells me that she's glad i'm tall and then tell me a story how they went on a date with a short guy and how awkward that was.

When i was in Australia, i was kinda surprised how widespread gambling was. There were some gambling machines in almost every pub. I put 5 dollars in a machine and won 50. Never ever gambled again.

Heresy!

Nice

CRIPPLE FIGHT

Oh no we made a mistake. That's a fine patriot and not a weed smoking black guy

Here is what i don't get: what's the point of even doing a bond game? Why would you restrict yourself to a franchise that the target audience don't even care about? They can't make a spy game that is fun to play? They can't come up with a name for the protagonist?

I is and was pretti insane in every interview i have ever seen after the prince of bel air, so idk.

At teh end it really wasn't helpful at all and the diver who saved them explained why. That led to his tantrum. I appreciate they tried, but at the end they werre just victims of a marketing stunt.

Wow you guys must have so much chemistry when you can't even communicate

I'll never forget the chill that ran down my spine when that thing with these cave kids happend in Thailand, and some random guy tweeted him: pleas mr. Musk, you are the closest thing we have to tony stark, help them. I felt genuinely disgusted.

What did he do?

Will smith was a role model?

It's mad, but there are a few people who get really rich and shareholders love them.

I really don't care about ratings and never look at them. One of my favourite movies is freddie got fingered and i'm pretty sure that movie was pretty hated.

Hah, i totally won that conversation with facts and logic

Man, this happens so much to me because i work with a lot of random people. I never told anyone about my beliefs, world views or anything really. But for some reason everyone needs to tell me their theories without anyone asking.

Out of nowhere there is a: i'm not racist, but. Or: why do you drink your coffee black? Are you vegan? Did you know that cancer has only been a thing since human ate all that grain? I only eat meat because... Did you know corona is...

I'm so sick of this shit, why is it always the nutjobs that have to ve tge loudest?

Your just trying to be different for the dumbest reason

I saw this clever meme that i didn't thought about off in the shower.