slackassassin @ slackassassin @sh.itjust.works

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Ya, all of South America just out here proud of Vespucci, the pickle dealer. First thing they say landing in Tokyo for a visit. "Hello, I'm American," they say.

Nobody would ever say it in real life. That's how you know it's for the terminally online smug huggers.

Alright, everyone, who banged tina‽

🙄

Latch key ones?

When you wear a tinfoil hat out in public, the people snickering aren't trying to tap into your brainwaves. Well, I mean shit, maybe they are. Depends on the drip.

Because everyone hates xenophobia until it makes them feel superior.

I had a friend pull a "think fast" on me one time, and they threw another friends mom's dildo at me like a football.

I did a diving catch and landed in cat puke. Be me laying in cat puke holding a questionably sanitized dildo.

I mean, I made the catch, so I still see it as a win.

Crickets.

You are not required to use a tsa lock. Take that 12 seconds.

No. I'm not. I've never used that lock and I'm not required to.

Plus, the thieves in this case we're arrested. The French government would not be. This is a terrible comparison, even more so as we move along.

I don't lock them to begin with. And I certainly wouldn't purchase a tsa approved lock. Regardless, I was not subject to a law requiring that the non-tsa lock I was using to have a backdoor added. Which is why this is a bad comparison all around.

Big oof.

Vhdl gang rise up.

You don't need a tsa approved lock to open an unlocked bag. Nor a bag that is locked in any other fashion. Which is why this is a contrived connection.

Red locks had nothing to do with that story. And they were caught and arrested. It is not related.

Seems like they made the better bet given the odds, but oh well indeed. Still pretty funny.

First off, fuck the NY post.

Secondly, no, it IS unrelated. An issue with the TSA is not an example of a backdoor. Both are bad things, but it ends there.

A law implementing a back door would be a far more ubiquitous concern than some one off sticky fingers in Florida.

Did the tsa use a backdoor to find out what people had in order to steal it? No. How tf is this dumb take supported.

Solidarity.

Ain't no dirt involved here. That's a weird take, tbh. And telling. Naw, it's just really really funny that you did the thing you accused others of so blatantly and immediately. That's all.