slackassassin @ slackassassin @sh.itjust.works

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It's not, and I don't have grandparents. You see, I was talking about other people. Us, as it were. But I'll take a sail boat to Cern with all the other evil ruling class researchers next time. 👍🚣‍♂️🚣‍♀️

The van shot pizzas, dude.

Us includes people who go visit their grandparents on a plane. 👍

Quit making capitalism sound cool.

Lol, you get it. It's about you.

Ironically enough, it was actually flavor aid. But never the less, people who can take a flight aren't the enemy. That's stupid.

Ya, one less person who can afford a plane flight ✊️. ...oh, wait ...👎. 👍

Everyone sleeping on sunflower oil, fr.

So do independent restaurants. Even small towns and rural areas have them. They exist because people go there.

And I love the cognitive dissonance at large and was merely commenting on that.

Naw. They offer $5k for every fugitive and are involved in every case that crosses state lines.

Unless you mean the exactly 50k part, in which case they could just put him on the most wanted and make it 5 million because rich people. Hey, who knows, maybe they will.

The problem is that owning it means having to say "i support the death penalty" which no one wants to admit.

Just a jury of a peer.

Tight! It's fine to support the death penalty for your reasons.

Chill out, supporting the death penalty is fine.

This is just supporting the death penalty with extra steps. Which is fine, just own it.

They offer money for a lot of cases, yes. Up to 5 million for most wanted.

https://www.fbi.gov/contact-us/field-offices/newyork/news/up-to-5-million-reward-offer-for-information-leading-to-arrest-and-or-conviction-of-ten-most-wanted-fugitive-cryptoqueen-ruja-ignatova

How much for information related to literally any other unsolved murder in the US?

Actual answer, that isn't a circle jerk? $5,000

https://www.fbi.gov/contact-us/field-offices/washingtondc/up-to-5000-reward-for-information-about-violent-crime

But it can go up to 5 million for most wanted.

https://www.fbi.gov/contact-us/field-offices/newyork/news/up-to-5-million-reward-offer-for-information-leading-to-arrest-and-or-conviction-of-ten-most-wanted-fugitive-cryptoqueen-ruja-ignatova

Hommie don't play dat!

¯(ツ)/¯

To make a pie, you'll need a pastry crust, a filling, and a baking dish. Here's a basic guide:

Ingredients:

For the pie crust:

2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon salt

1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, cold and cut into small pieces

1/2 cup ice water

For the filling (example - apple pie):

6 cups peeled and sliced apples (Granny Smith or Honeycrisp work well)

1/2 cup sugar

1/4 cup all-purpose flour

1 teaspoon ground cinnamon

1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg

1/4 teaspoon salt

2 tablespoons butter, cut into small pieces

Instructions:

1. Make the pie crust:

Mix dry ingredients:

In a large bowl, whisk together flour and salt.

Cut in butter:

Add cold butter pieces and use a pastry cutter or two knives to cut the butter into the flour mixture until it resembles coarse crumbs with pea-sized pieces.

Add water:

Gradually add ice water, mixing until the dough just comes together. Be careful not to overmix.

Form dough:

Gather the dough into a ball, wrap it in plastic wrap, and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes.

2. Prepare the filling:

Mix ingredients: In a large bowl, combine apple slices, sugar, flour, cinnamon, nutmeg, and salt. Toss to coat evenly.

3. Assemble the pie:

Roll out the dough: On a lightly floured surface, roll out the chilled dough to a 12-inch circle.

Transfer to pie plate: Carefully transfer the dough to a 9-inch pie plate and trim the edges.

Add filling: Pour the apple filling into the pie crust, mounding slightly in the center.

Dot with butter: Sprinkle the butter pieces on top of the filling.

Crimp edges: Fold the edges of the dough over the filling, crimping to seal.

Cut slits: Make a few small slits in the top of the crust to allow steam to escape.

4. Bake:

Preheat oven: Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C).

Bake: Bake the pie for 45-50 minutes, or until the crust is golden brown and the filling is bubbling.

Cool: Let the pie cool completely before serving.

Variations:

Different fillings:

You can substitute the apple filling with other options like blueberry, cherry, peach, pumpkin, or custard.

Top crust designs:

Decorate the top of your pie with decorative lattice strips or a simple leaf design.

Flavor enhancements:

Add spices like cardamom, ginger, or lemon zest to your filling depending on the fruit you choose.