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Have any of you been able to reconnect with your inner child?

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  • Having a blast out in the settled systems?

    • Timmy, this is wrong

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  • I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn't be that different.

    there would be signs

    • Torrent client rankings

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    • You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?

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  • Then my family started praying to this person in the car

    Jesus, take the wheel

    • You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?

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  • Once, I wanted to annihilate all bedbugs in the world

    just once?

    • Welcome Light, our first cat

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  • Cats usually start kneading when they feel safe and it makes them happy. Positive reinforcement might work better than negative reinforcement.

    I would try to procure one of this super soft fluffy blankets and encourage the cat to do their kneeding on that.

    Cats are usually pretty happy when kneading so it should be as easy as just picking her up from the old spot and moving her over to the new blanket.

    • The three most common 2D transformations.

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  • During the eclipse on the night of 7 moons, a mysterious new pillar is spawned by an unknown force, once again opening a portal to the dark dimension

    Evil rises

    • U.S. Senate unanimously passes formal dress code after uproar

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  • Dress like Saul Goodman and the Joker

    • It’s Definitive – The Gulf Stream Is Weakening

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  • why doesn't the LAZY gulf stream just work harder??

    • it's that time of year

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  • Yep, then just a couple of road beers to get a nice buzz going. Gotta be vibin for the kids, you know?

    • I'm looking for recipes

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  • Extra protein

    • The baby shower

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  • instructions unclear: summoned JerryRigEverything

    • Georgia Judge Rules Cameras Will Be Allowed in Courtroom if Trump Indicted

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  • I just want to see his illiterate ass get asked to read something out loud

    • US set to unveil long-awaited crackdown on real estate money laundering

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  • can we do Canada next please

    • Why shouldn't electric plugs screw in?

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  • just cut it and solder everything back together later

    • Michigan meat processor ordered to pay fines after teen lost hand in grinder

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  • Ionia County Judge Ray Voet said the accident was a "horrible tragedy" but didn't warrant jail or probation for Darin Wilbur, WOOD-TV reported.

    ...

    "Two months later, we wouldn't even be here," the judge said, noting that the teen soon would have turned 18 years old.

    "Ionia County is a farming county, and I know a lot of people in this county view children working, sometimes around dangerous machinery, as part of growing up," Voet said.

    wow fuck that judge

    • Michigan meat processor ordered to pay fines after teen lost hand in grinder

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  • nearly $1200

    • maybe the real Zuck v Musk fight is the ones that's happening on social media right now

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  • Lmao Elon is talking about getting surgery or some shit now. You can't even make this up

    • LimeWire.exe

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  • Fuck Trapt

    Can't think of a one hit wonder band with a more bigoted piece of shit as the front man. Dimly lite souls, the entire lot.

    • Every tech company rn

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  • Yes, and it is absolutely nothing like OP described.