shyguyblue @ shyguyblue @lemmy.world

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We have express (toll) lanes on some highways around me, and the navigation system loses its damn mind every time. "Keep going straight", "continue going straight", "proceed in a trajectory perpendicular to your current trajectory"; I fucking get it!

I don't even know how to respond... Like when a child calls you a do do head, or a libtard. I'm not offended by you, I'm embarrassed for you.

The inflatable duck ring make sense, after you solve it :/

Better than cold McDonald's...

Just dead naming Twitter to get a rise is 33% of the reason I still do it.

The other 66% is fuck musk, and the remaining one percent is i just can't be bothered...

And just like Adobe wanting people to stop using "Photoshop" as a verb, the Segway changing cities as we know them, calm political discord, or me ever calling that shit "X": https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Its-Not-Going-To-Happen.jpg

I'm going to get my popcorn, and watch the Twitter response while listening to Popcorn, which should just be the soundtrack to the Republican party...

Edit: Awesome version of Popcorn : https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=oRXiXy9ZLW4&si=IKEGL_MPNFKHTGI-

Because each and every one of them is a hypocrite.

You seem to be having two completely different arguments.

People with kids = poor, consume less

People without kids = rich, party all the time

You keep going back to the plane thing. Every childless couple doesn't automatically make them a jet setter?

Anecdotal proof time:

My dad's truck.

Me, my brother, brothers' friend and brothers' friends' sister, all XY, all see a greenish gray truck.

My mother, sister-in-law, brothers' friends' wife, all XX, all see a dark green truck.

Dear God, who are you friends with?!

eat at restaurants 5 times a week

?!?!? Who the fuck can afford that?

Travel by plane 5 times a year

I'm not sure who these magically able to take vacations people are, but people with kids travel by plane too...

When the child develops a personality, I'll buy that it counts as a person. You might as well include dogs as people, they are about as useful.

If two adults consume 20 amount of product, and the child consumed 5, then yes, per person the amount is less per individual. But when your talking about a thing that just sits there and consumes resources, yeah that's disingenuous math. The child will eventually grow into an adult, but if we're talking resources vs ability to provide, households with children will always consume more than without. Look at how fast those things go through diapers, and tell me the single couple is throwing that much trash away every week.

Households with kids tend to consume less!?

Say anything you want, i stopped listening after that nugget of stupid.

He's joined Hercules in the great Sandlot in the sky.

Chump don't want da help, chump don't get da help.

"Huh, when was the NES released.

Checks Google

Oh living fuck, I too am as old as the NES... Brutal..

Musk plans to sue advertisers planning to withdraw from x in record numbers.

Thank you for your service.

These headlines are why people are so dumb now. They see the headline and fill in the gaps: "Applesauce can kill you! (If injected into the blood stream)" OMG!? Did you see that article about applesauce!?

At the start of my freshman year, they hadn't finished building the "new" gym, which was to be used for the gym classes, so the cheerleaders could practice in the old, big gym.

So the cheerleaders practice on one side of the old gym, and a bunch of horny teen idiots on the other. Dear God the shit they would say, unapologetic and just the worst; "i can see your pu$$y! Bitch just did the splits and left a hickey on the floor!"

Beyond "Hur dur", this was straight up verbal assault. A few days after the worst of these comments, we were told to go to a portable classroom where we learned health crap out of a book, then i went up four flights of stairs to the actual health class.

No idea where the hell i was going with that, other than it seemed to be a way to tire us out, until the comments landed us in class, then it seemed just a way to keep us occupied until the gym teacher could follow her true, Lesbian Passion ®, girls volleyball coach.

I'm using boost for lemmy.

Every single other spoiler tag works fine, this bot is literally the only time I've seen a spoiler tag fail.