shyguyblue @ shyguyblue @lemmy.world

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Ah! No no no! See that's what makes the Office Max Difference!©®™

It's three years instead of one! /s

When i worked for office Max, back when they still existed, they told us to always always always push the "extended warranty"...

$4.00 on a $15.00 calculator... Even if you're making minimum wage, the time spent dicking around with the warranty crap, you could have bought a better calculator when the first broke.

Currently sitting at 3,185.6 hours in this game.

My current map is over 1,600 cycles old, and I've only lost two permanently (some dupes are just too stupid to waste a reload on).

Once you get s self powered oxygen machine (SPOM) going, the biggest concerns are heat and food.

Born to narcissistic parents, full blown clinical depression, anxiety, gay, running out of reasons to live.

Food not from a food bank....

"I am announcing (on Twitter) that I'm leaving Twitter!?¡ Don't anyone try and stop me! I mean it! I'm done with this stupid site, barf, ugh, gag, snugh!"

Literally everyone: ...

Bartender hands him a water

That's good to hear about local books. The official app can stream fine, but books tend to freeze and skip when playing an mp3...

Womp womp...

Last time i hit a reddit link on vpn, it told me to sign in/create an account...

"If knowledge is power; then to be unknown, is to be unconquerable.

Intro movie when you select the Romulans in Star Trek: Birth of the Federation

Maybe they (the city) are dumping debris in the parking lot until it can be sorted for reclaim/recycle/landfill?

IDK, I'm talking out my ass...

Jesus, I've never seen this show, but I could still hear her damn voice. #CaptainJanesTheWay

The Mosquito was a device for keeping teenagers away from the entrance of stores. It emits a tone so high, only yoots can hear it, us old fucks can't hear it, lol.

Suicide rate about to chime in.

Hack n slash games: disable weapon "trails".

I don't need a motion blur the size of a city bus everytime i swing my weapon...

Oh honey, the last name isn't the (main) problem...

AI Models Falter Answering Election Questions in Spanish.

I took care of one of my mother's dogs, an overeater bordering on obese (the dog, my mother weighs 120 freedom units).

I went through about four different dog food brands before settling on RRs, apparently it's good enough to eat when hungry, but not good enough to gorge.

So in short, I like her dog food because it's adequate.