shyguyblue @ shyguyblue @lemmy.world

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"Based on a true story"...

Ugh, Kraft singles (individually wrapped pieces of "cheese") are labeled something like "dairy product" because they use vegetable oil.

And make sure you're buying "ice cream" and not "frozen dairy product". Ice Cream has a minimum cream/milk requirement that some brands fall below. Might as well call it "ice milk, etc.".

When it gets stupid-humid in Texas, my phone thinks I'm trying to multitouch parts of the screen. Not world ending, but those tiny close buttons can be a pain...

"I'll give you something to cry about!"

Therapy helps, but not enough for me to continue the cycle.

O'Brian never got a damn break :/

When my ex and i would watch Star Trek Enterprise, I would start screaming like Homer Simpson having night terrors whenever the theme song would start.

He'd be laughing so hard, he could barely get to the remote to skip the intro, all the while I was fake screaming basically in his face.

https://youtu.be/glOjvKlva7w?si=Sta2HscU2Ck9HLj7

But they have spray painted sneakers!? And we all know, because Trump never lies, that black people love sneakers! /s

Define woke without sounding like an ass...

$20 says this piece of shit starts bitching about "respecting her privacy", while telling others how they should live.

Yeah American Dad is all over the place because of this.

Factorio runs pretty well on my old laptop, but the bigger your setup gets, the more CPU cycles it takes. YMMV.

I got Lego, Gatorade, (Wilfred 'Diabeetus') Brimley, and Yoshi(?)

Edit: On Mobile, so that could be a (Koopa) Troopa

Facebook took a fatal blow for me the day they removed the .edu email requirement.

It completely died when my sex-pest cousin tried to friend me, from prison...

Don't use WordPress for static sites! Other poster mentioned straight up html, js, css with PHP if you're feeling frisky. WordPress is so bloated and unnecessary for what you're wanting to do.

I usually get the low/no sodium options so that I can use my salt shaker. I don't know if it's the iodine, but pre salted foods are always bland to me and i end up adding a ton of extra salt anyway.

If you're close to a Microcenter, they should have a bunch of "sample" keyboards so you can find the switches you want. Nowadays, you can even build your own keyboard with swappable switches, so you can have different switches for your WASD keys, if you're into that...

Can't speak to cheap boxes, so usb might be the way, but I use a Zimaboard. Two built in SATA ports, and a pci-e daughter card gives me two more ports. Full disclosure, i don't do anything more than 1080p, bad eyesight...

The body tends to do that when you beat the shit out of it over the course of days.

Blood clots at the damage point, more beatings break up the clot, platelets gonna platelet and boom, thrombosis.

I had to move back in with my parents in my late 20s, when the 2012 recession hit. I told people I was saving up for a down-payment, which is partially true. Other half of that was, it just wasn't possible for me to get a house and I was tired of apartment living.

If you're embarrassed, you can tell people you're "taking care" of your dad, so he lives with you.

Don't bother comparing yourself to the older generations. They've spent years pulling up the ladder behind them, so it's just not the same cheap, prosperous world that it used to be. Single income homes just don't exist anymore, and most people your age will recognize that.

Edit: Fixed autocorrect

I'm a (mostly) teetotaler because of my family history. I can't think of a single family funeral that I've been to that didn't either end up at the deceased' favorite bar, or with a trip to the liquor store.

I still enjoy my boxed wine, but i have to get Merlot, because you (at least I) can't really chug Merlot.

Cousin(s): Trip to liquor store, then whichever house had the most room.

Grandparent(s): Visit their favorite bar, then stumble back to the hotel until sober enough for the 7+ hour drive home...