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shottymcb @ shottymcb @lemm.ee
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Drop your most "wtf that's not how the world works" from movies/tv shows.

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  • Dialogue existing in the John Wick films is totally unrealistic. The next film should just be him saying "What?" For 90 minutes with a high pitched squeal in the background

    • Erarly voting in Oklahoma. Lets hope this isn't our last election.

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  • He didn't file the paperwork soon enough in some states, so he's still on the ballot. He sued at least one state to get himself removed even though he missed the deadline and ballots were already being printed.

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  • The Jewish neo-nazi? Why don't you just post with your hexbear or lemmygrad account so those who have defederated with your unhinged bullshit don't have to waste time reading it?

    • Mail carriers reach tentative contract with USPS that includes pay raises and air-conditioned trucks

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  • You're not going to get the whole interior down to 75° but having cool dehumidified air blowing on you makes a huge difference.

    • Isn't this called corruption?

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  • Not all states are like that, a few have open primaries.

    • Less than 10 days after Helene made landfall, Florida braces for another hurricane, potentially a Category 3

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  • We don't even issue alerts for anything below magnitude 5. Below 4 can barely be felt, we wouldn't even call that an earthquake here.

    • When was the last time I changed the oil in my mower?

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  • About $70 I think. I didn't have to deal with buying an extra battery, cause my original mower was stolen out of my garage. I keep the battery inside to prevent temperature degradation, so I still had it when I bought another mower with the battery included.

    Before that I'd just mow half, and do other yardwork while the battery was charging.

    I bought it after getting tired of having to fix my old gas mower. The pull cord broke, then the mechanism that it attaches to broke, then the priming bulb cracked and started leaking gas, having to go get gas for it, etc... the electric just works. I don't have to winterize or fuck with the carburetor, I just press the button and it works. It's more powerful than my old mower, doesn't bog down if I skip mowing for a week. It's better in every way.

    • Just Stop Oil activists throw soup at Van Gogh’s Sunflowers after fellow protesters jailed

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  • They never do. It's always these outrageous headlines, but they never actually harm anything.

    "Just Stop Oil HORRIFICALLY DEFACES STONEHENGE!"

    No, actually they put gentle water washable biodegradable paint on it. It disappeared after the first light mist.

    • TIL miniblinds with pull cords to raise and lower them are now illegal to sell in the United States

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  • Also, if you have mini blinds made in the 70s, they're full of lead

    • Your party enters the cave of Caerbannog

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  • Lest thy then proceed to three.

    • walking along the beach... two pairs of footprints

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  • Outside of Australia and maybe NZ, a thong is a particularly revealing piece of underwear. A g-string. Thongs are called flip-flops.

    • Just Stop Oil activists throw soup at Van Gogh’s Sunflowers after fellow protesters jailed

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  • It was behind glass. A janitor had to take some Windex to it. The horror!

    • Postal worker parent of trans kid refused to deliver hateful flyers. She's being punished.

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  • I saw the Grumman LLV mail truck in the thumbnail and just assumed US. I had no idea you guys used them too. Neat!

    • Warning required

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  • Wasn't he a character in House of Cards? Before we found out about Kevin Spacey's shady shit?

    • There can be only one winner

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  • Bioavailability of oral melatonin is very poor though. IIRC it's about 10%, so that 5mg sounds about right.

    • When was the last time I changed the oil in my mower?

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  • I have 1/3rd acre, takes 2 batteries to mow uninterrupted. Anything bigger than that I hope it's not just grass, that's a waste of space.

    • When was the last time I changed the oil in my mower?

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  • Flipping it over is often the correct way to drain the oil.

    • We used to be able to just take a duck and now, in this political climate, it's a problem?! SMH

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  • The goose is only a nuisance if you don't want to harm it (I'm in the not harming geese camp). If you're planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.

    • We used to be able to just take a duck and now, in this political climate, it's a problem?! SMH

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  • Thank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.

    • German warships to cross Taiwan Strait for first time in 22 years, defying Beijing’s warnings

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  • Considering Russia's past performance in naval warfare in the Pacific, we're probably better off without them.