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  • In a real job, sometimes we need to get something done TODAY, or even 3 hours from right now.

    I work third shift and it's so much worse in this case. I walk in the door at 10 PM to an email saying I have to do a training module that takes an hour, and it has to show completed before midnight. Then they wonder why I wasn't able to get my work area set up and make progress on a long term project in that same time frame.

  • Hey Minnesota diesnt have toes anymore

    Technically, the new flag doesn't come into use for another 5 months or so, assuming the legislature doesn't stop it.

    It does look pretty slick, though.

  • This is starting to sound like The Good Place with extra steps...

  • He also just recently published a follow up on this flag specifically.

  • "Jesse, we need to render"

  • Here he is talking about how he wants to marry a 16 year old when he's 30, because he likes the milk "right from the tap."

    https://youtu.be/DbfkMXkuOJk

  • I remember reading another factor is that food which people donate is often expired, nearly expired, or undesirable and unlikely to be used before it expires, so often ends up getting thrown away anyway.

  • The British show Taskmaster!

    Damn do I love me some Greg Davies. He's also a riot on Would I Lie To You?

  • The hell happened to the feet in the second panel?

    Did you not get the EasyFlow™ 2.0 joint upgrade?

  • My God, it even has an overlay.

  • Just buy a TV and don't connect the wi-fi for the smart capability

    Some of these TVs will find an unsecured network within range to connect to, so they can still bombard you with ads.

    And (in my experience) they're still slow as hell. I press "power on" and have to go pour a drink or something while I wait for it to boot up, as if I'm warming up a radio in the 1930s.

  • I am always surprised how little people pay attention to you when you are wearing a hivis vest and hard hat.

    The good old fashioned Bavarian Fire Drill.

  • That 'Lip?

    In an alternate timeline where he got his shit (mostly) together and decided to run a restaurant.

  • Yes but, how did people know that time went sunwise before the sun?

    Back before the solar system was fully formed, it was called "gaswise".

  • $78k/yr comes out to $2194/mo take home pay

    Just pointing out, that's semi monthly according to that page. So $4400/month.