SatansMaggotyCumFart @ SatansMaggotyCumFart @lemmy.world

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I asked the doctors to put an extra stitch in my wife’s c-section and the doctors looked at me like I was Canadian.

“Finally cancelling my Spotify subscription – why am I paying for a fuckass app that works worse than it did 10 years ago, while their CEO spends all my money on technofascist military fantasies?” said one user on X.

Delete your Twitter account too you twatwaffle.

I hear he has lots of sex.

It’s that Gaza chic.

Oh wow.

I hope Walz throws his hat into the ring.

I bet you that the shell taste more like cheese then that pre-shredded shit on there.

That's why I'm here in Venice protesting the Bezos's protesters.

Let the poor man get married in peace.

Yum vodka mashed potatoes.

Orange Crush by REM.

Almost exactly how it went.

Reddit should be like OnlyFans and tell you.

My account would definitely either ben in the top 50% or the lower 50%.

What's the 1% threshold?

I wonder if they would use

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

or

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children."

when they start blasting.

The actual headline is U.S. citizen detained after violent struggle with feds in L.A. speaks out but yours has a nice ring to it.

The rich don't take it away from anyone they just make it expensive.

Like flat iron steak, chicken wings or even chicken feet.

I got tee boned one time and I came literal gallons.

So hot.

Man I'm not allowed to kill a fetus but he can kill kids?

I don't think Biden ever did something like this.