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satans_methpipe @ satans_methpipe @lemmy.world
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I am at a loss of words

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  • Given the age demographic on lemmy, there is a non-zero chance one of us will be in a shady acres nursing home with advanced dementia ranting about loss and scrawling strange symbols with mashed potatoes.

    • Posting this bitch again so it never dies!

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  • Nsfw tag plz

    • Wish I could retire now actually

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  • You can start right now. Kill your boss. Quit ya job.

    • I'm Tired of Pretending Tech is Making the World Better

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  • lunch pause

    car brakes automatically if I'm distracted

    These two lines paint a very sad picture.

    • Any Discordians on Lemmy?

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  • Heathen! May the one true Bob enlighten you with his slack!

    • M'Lady

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  • Çheolo

    • Reasonable assumption

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  • Oink oink oink oink.

    • Reasonable assumption

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  • The hogs are getting restless. Have you fed them today?

    • Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian says AI should moderate social media

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  • Yeah but my madlibs generator might get confused without a /s

    At least 'AI' has thick skin?

    • Why is lying on the floor more entertaining than lying on a bed?

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  • F L O O R T I M E. Not sure if that clears anything up.

    • Microsoft Outlook servers down, reports say

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  • You guys I'm serious 99.999)99)999999998% uptime!

    Please sign this new TOS/EULA.

    • So glad they are reporting what matters and not some mundane thing.

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  • You can't just edge me with inception level bait. Tell me what was wrong with the ice cream so I can get to sleep.

    • China’s humanoid robot turns into Kung-fu master after dancing debut

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  • It's funny a fake video is connected to self defense theater.

    Ew that whole site feels off. There are a few other pretty immediately obvious fake robot videos under the 'innovation' section.

    • Get it TOGETHER

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  • ADHD does this really well.

    • Microsoft Outlook servers down, reports say

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  • They should try migrating to the cloud.

    • Your boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86]

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  • OK, I got some paperwork about my application and it has an appointment already set. Seems like a serious opportunity.

    • Sergey Brin says AGI is within reach if Googlers work 60-hour weeks

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  • Just a few more hours bro.

    • Microsoft is reportedly killing Skype

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  • That's fine I'll just use Lync.

    • Are egg producers inflating prices during the bird flu outbreak to boost profits?

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  • Eggs are really hard to steal. Not impossible, just difficult.

    • Muslims and Mormons are basically the same thing

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