sarsaparilyptus @ sarsaparilyptus @discuss.online

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we have plenty of cheap protein which has grown from the earth since the dawn of time

It seems like people are willing to go to ANY length to avoid eating beans and nuts.

This is the second-funniest instance in which I've been accused of repeating alt-right talking points, second only to saying I don't like the Star Wars sequels.

I wouldn't know, I only shart my pants in Walmart's Amigo Carts, not space. I can tell you that eating Jack in the Box massively increases forward thrust though.

This makes me HAVE SEX

HoloYolo

This is not the Katamari Damacy people, it's the people who ported Katamari Damacy Reroll.

Right, assuming they're not lying, which isn't the kind of assumption you should ever make in the tech industry.

Oh come on, it's not like I asked you to picture your own conception right down to the expression on your mom's face when your dad creampied her. That would have just been cruel.

The extent of my American education on this matter, paraphrased:

"During President Eisenhower's farewell address, he warned the American people against increasing social polarization and the dominance of the military-industrial complex, and then it happened anyway. Ain't that some shit? Write a paper comparing the ways we ignored the warnings in Eisenhower's farewell address against the ways we also ignored the warnings in George Washington's farewell address."

This article fails to address the most critical issue with cosmic sex: zero-G fluid proliferation. They might need to institute a rule against squirters, and just imagine the cabin after scat play in space.

There are games on steam that use their public-facing thumbnail to advertise realistic furry porn cum-chugging sex simulation, and you choose DDLC as your example of risqué content being advertised? Even Nintendo has had Hentai World on the front page of their shop.

How profound. Clearly, you have a lot of important things to say.

There wasn't a Literacy ranger

But I was told that closed-source is more secure, surely nobody lied when they said that

How do you mean, "you" "do" "you"? Do you mean masturbation? Are you asking me to masturbate and send you pictures and videos. That's sick, and you're a pervert. Check your PMs.

^eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Agreed, mine is a high and lonely destiny

I didn't think I needed to say "except for the total dipshits", but now I'm saying it. Happy?

Amazing at being dog shit maybe, the only thing worse than sitting through the show is reading the author's interminable books.