sangriaferret @ sangriaferret @sh.itjust.works

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I like your style but I don't know if even a Waffle House cook could take a guy going all beserker on dust.

Normally these aspic dishes look vile but I might be able to get down with this one, provided the contents were cooked well.

Bartender. I don't get a lunch break so I just drink on the clock.

After hurricane Maria devastated Puerto Rico a friend posted on social media asking if anyone could house his friend from San Juan. I was living in a house Brooklyn and I volunteered. His name was Robert and he was a really great dude. I really enjoyed hanging out with while he stayed. I told him he could stay as long as he wanted. He was such a boss that he had a chef job and his own New York apartment within two weeks.

I would eat this whole thing if it would undo feeling like absolute garbage when I'm done.

Lundi Gras is the day before Mardi Gras. These cybertrucks were hired as escorts for the floats in this particular parade. The crowd was not impressed.

I mean, if you want to do that at the salad bar I'm not gonna stop you but others might not be as forgiving.

Proper decorum would require ladling it into a pitcher for the whole table then drinking it from red plastic cups.

I'm sure some would find it useful as a delivery method for ranch dressing.

The stained glass lamp shades. The red booths. Beer for dad.

The first salad bar I ever saw was at a dine-in Pizza Hut.

You know things are fucked when Walmart is the more ethical alternative.

"Only second chance I know is the chance to make the same mistake twice."

-Davd Mamet

"Goddamnit, it's always fucking something..."

I'll get it on my forehead so I can bang it against the wall.

I've eaten a lot of raw hotdogs in my day. I wouldn't mind

Got a source on that guitar thing? That's interesting.

Peripheral vision mainly

That you can't turn off! Fucking hate it!

I love doing this. It's like an elementary school science project in my tummy.

I would argue that if you can't afford to tip then you can't afford the thing you're buying. It's an implied part of the price. Labor has to get paid one way or the other

Let it be said that I think this only applies to traditionally tipped positions. The system is already in place. I don't think we need to keep turning wage positions into tipped positions as seems to be the trend.

Tipped worker here. I made a little over $40 an hour last night not including my base pay. Is that around what slaves earn?