sangriaferret @ sangriaferret @sh.itjust.works

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Ha, this was my very first thought.

Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown.

I was walking up Avenue B at 5am after a bartending shift. There was no one else on the street except for one guy several blocks ahead running full force in my direction. I just kept walking confidently, bracing myself for what might be about to happen. Just when our paths were about to cross he ducked down E 6th St, dropped trou and took an explosive shit. He just couldn't hold in any more.

Can you point me to some of these communities?

Kinda hard to go before a judge when you're dead.

Cut Piece

She sat on a stage and let audience members cut off pieces of her clothing with scissors.

How about a double negative?

c/lemmycirclejerk

Who is going to buy tickets to this? Who the hell has a vested interest in keeping this sack of shit out of prison?

Also, The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. That's a lot of r's.

Fulton County knocks those odds down a good bit.

Thanks for that little lesson. That's some interesting info.

Any reason it would unsubscribe me from any communities? It looks like I was unsubbed from about five or six. Not sure which ones because the log scrolled by too quickly.

Still better than the American one

The label corresponsends with the side you are cutting. The right taper is for your right side and left taper for the left.

Source: I cut my own hair

I see why they're called pups.

Ain't no party like a Lemon party cuz a Lemon party don't stop.